Hello - I’ve rewritten the Beatles album Sgt. Peppers in order to tell the story of the Labour Party under Jeremy Corbyn.
Hope you enjoy...
Comrade Corbyn taught his cult to say
That every single thing you hear
Is a dirty Blairite zionist smear
So let me introduce to you
The biggest bastards in the land
Comrade Corbyn’s Racist **** Club Band…🎶
🎶What would you do if I laid down a wreath?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you song
And I’ll try to avoid the EHRC
Oh I get by with a little help from Hamas
Oh I get high with a little help from Hamas 🎶
With Owen Jones tweets and Bastani lies
Somebody trolls you, you answer quite slowly
Ash Sarkar with communist eyes
Trotsky in the skull with ice picks
Trotsky in the skull with ice picks 🎶
Ain’t getting better any time
I have to admit they ain’t getting better
Since Labour’s been mine 🎶
To stop my cult from wandering
Where it will go…🎶
🎶And it really doesn’t matter if I’m wrong I’m right🎶
Silently closing his mansion door
WhatsApps the comrades he hopes will tweet more
He goes outside to his Bentley
Clutching Das Kapital
Daddy was general of the BBC
Earns 100k - oh so bourgeoisie 🎶
There will be a show tonight at Labour Live
Seven people will all be there
Trotskyites with balding hair
What a scene🎶
🎶And of course Burgon the horse
Trips on the waltz!🎶
With our love, with our love we could save the world,
If only the stupid thick working class Daily Mail idiot scum knew🎶
Many years from now
Will I still be Shadow Home Secretary?
Doing all maths like two fours is three?
If I add six to a quarter of ten
Does it equal five?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four-thirty-nine-eight?🎶
Nothing can come between us
Give us a wink and make me think of you🎶
🎶When you poisoned a man named Skripal
I thought it was so delightful🎶
Nothing to do but pick on Jews
Good trolling, good trolling🎶
About those terrorists who made a bomb
And though the news to them was sad
Well I just had to laugh
They saw the photograph...🎶
Heard that al-Baghdadi was dead
Phoned my friends up from the mujahideen
Gerry Adams spoke and I went into a dream…🎶
The Labour Party under Jeremy Corbyn is an antisemitic, terror-supporting, anti-British, national security threatening mob of bullies. We've all seen what they're like. We know the truth with our hearts, souls and minds. They are totalitarians. ANYONE BUT CORBYN