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Hello - I’ve rewritten the Beatles album Sgt. Peppers in order to tell the story of the Labour Party under Jeremy Corbyn.

Hope you enjoy...
🎶It was four years ago today
Comrade Corbyn taught his cult to say
That every single thing you hear
Is a dirty Blairite zionist smear
So let me introduce to you
The biggest bastards in the land
Comrade Corbyn’s Racist **** Club Band…🎶
...Biiilly Smeeears

🎶What would you do if I laid down a wreath?
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I’ll sing you song
And I’ll try to avoid the EHRC

Oh I get by with a little help from Hamas
Oh I get high with a little help from Hamas 🎶
🎶Picture yourself in a cult on a website
With Owen Jones tweets and Bastani lies
Somebody trolls you, you answer quite slowly
Ash Sarkar with communist eyes

Trotsky in the skull with ice picks
Trotsky in the skull with ice picks 🎶
🎶I got to admit polls ain’t getting better
Ain’t getting better any time
I have to admit they ain’t getting better
Since Labour’s been mine 🎶
🎶I’m fixing a hole where the MSM gets in
To stop my cult from wandering
Where it will go…🎶

🎶And it really doesn’t matter if I’m wrong I’m right🎶
🎶Seamus Milne at five o’clock as the day begins
Silently closing his mansion door
WhatsApps the comrades he hopes will tweet more

He goes outside to his Bentley
Clutching Das Kapital
Daddy was general of the BBC
Earns 100k - oh so bourgeoisie 🎶
🎶For the benefit of Corbynites
There will be a show tonight at Labour Live
Seven people will all be there
Trotskyites with balding hair
What a scene🎶

🎶And of course Burgon the horse
Trips on the waltz!🎶
🎶We were talking, about the means of production we all could share
With our love, with our love we could save the world,
If only the stupid thick working class Daily Mail idiot scum knew🎶
🎶When I get older like Tony Blair
Many years from now
Will I still be Shadow Home Secretary?
Doing all maths like two fours is three?

If I add six to a quarter of ten
Does it equal five?
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I'm sixty-four-thirty-nine-eight?🎶
🎶Lovely Russia, Mother Land
Nothing can come between us
Give us a wink and make me think of you🎶

🎶When you poisoned a man named Skripal
I thought it was so delightful🎶
🎶Good trolling, good trolling
Nothing to do but pick on Jews
Good trolling, good trolling🎶
🎶Pissed off the Jews today, oh boy
About those terrorists who made a bomb
And though the news to them was sad
Well I just had to laugh
They saw the photograph...🎶
🎶Woke up, fell out of bed
Heard that al-Baghdadi was dead
Phoned my friends up from the mujahideen
Gerry Adams spoke and I went into a dream…🎶
POSTSCRIPT
The Labour Party under Jeremy Corbyn is an antisemitic, terror-supporting, anti-British, national security threatening mob of bullies. We've all seen what they're like. We know the truth with our hearts, souls and minds. They are totalitarians. ANYONE BUT CORBYN
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