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David Burge

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https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1203056637944180737

https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1203056637944180737

Wow, sounds great, I'll be sure to get right over to the post office and take advantage of this amazing free deal to submit my fingerprints

https://twitter.com/FBI/status/1203056637944180737

I'm gonna be the first guy on my block to get my own identity history summary check (IdHSC)! Not sure what that is, but I bet it's some kind of official top secret G-Man decoder ring or something

If my experience with Home Depot is any judge, I bet this deal also comes with valuable weekly FBI coupons

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