Thread by @MattWhitmanTMBH

It's the first game ever where respawning makes sense, but it's super easy to camp the respawn site, because there's only one and everybody knows where it is.

https://twitter.com/IGN/status/1203192665023467520

The devs just announced the first expanded universe DLC where you appear in America and preach to Native Americans.

Happy to see the game has in-app loot crate purchases that reduce real-life players' time in purgatory by random numbers of years.

I just played Matthew chapter 3, and was super happy to see that players can select which method of baptism Jesus receives from John the Baptist.

I chose partial immersion and it was great!

I just died in the post-resurrection ascension scene because I forgot to invert my y-axis, and I ascended straight into the ground.
#saveoften

Got to the part where Peter cuts off that guy's ear in the garden. I decided not to stop him this time just to see what happens.
Totally regretting my choice to give him the power of binding and loosing right now. Took me an hour to put all the body parts back on everyone.

Just did the scene where the lady with the bleeding touches my cloak, but I had the miracle toggle set to manual instead of automatic, so she died.

LOVE that when you play The Last Supper, it gives you the option to pick weather you mean "this is my body" literally or metaphorically.

Needed a little extra jingle to outfit my party with two staffs before I send them out on side quests, so I found a sweet exploit in the fishing minigame, maxed out my carrying capacity like 10 times with fish, went to the merchant in Tiberias, and now I'm rich.

Just paid $12.99 real world currency to buy the creamsicle-colored BB8 themed robe from the #RiseofSkywalker skins pack.
Wore it to my trial before Pilate.

I had Mary Magdalene set up as my party's healer, but she was kind of doing horrible, so even though it's a little unorthodox to have your leader be the cleric, I decided to try it out, and it turns out I'm awesome.

Got killed six times trying to calm the storm. Went and leveled up a few times just healing tons of low-level blind guys in the forest for like an hour; then went back and crushed the storm-killer combo.
#immutable

Forgot to unlock Joseph of Arimathea before my trial and execution. Hadn't saved since the blind guys in Jericho. Had to redo ENTIRE PASSION WEEK!

Went with default character race on first playthrough, but next time I'm playing as an orc because their race bonus is flame resist which'll come in handy when I descend into hell.

Got ahead of the campaign with a couple of exploits so I'm underleveled for the feeding of the five thousand. Best I've fed so far is 3,609.

CRAP! Just lost my prophecy fulfillment chain by riding into Jerusalem on a Shetland Pony instead of a donkey failing to complete Zechariah 9:9.

Props to devs for putting Shetland Pony right by donkey. No Shetland Pony on easy, but I'm playing on normal for challenge.

Getting raided hard every time I'm off line. Just got "The Thief Comes to Steal, Kill, and Destroy" achievement for getting robbed for 100 minas lifetime.

Started new game on impossible just to see; got murdered by Herod.

Didn't even make it to the second cut scene.

Wishing I'd put a few points into the force push skill tree. I'm stuck in this tomb and there's nowhere to respec in here.

Saw a hyper-rare red treasure chest at the very top of the Temple. Tried to inch my way over to get it, but fell off while Lucifer was going on and on about something or other, and instant game over.
Still don't know what happened.

There's this one high-level leper who keeps seeing me creeping up right before I heal him and sounds the alarm, so I spent all morning leveling up my sneak-craft, and finally got him.