Thread by @AdamCSharp

New meanings for existing words:

7. Minimum (a tiny mother)
6. Out of bounds (an exhausted kangaroo)
5. Whisky (a bit like a whisk)
4. Willy-nilly (impotent)
3. Avoidable (what a matador tries to do)
2. Heroes (what a guy in a boat does)
1. Cowards (in the direction of a cow)

Daffynitions, Part 2:

7. Scholarship (a boat full of smart people)
6. Copyright (to successfully cheat in exam)
5. Knickers (people that steal)
4. Lobsters (people that throws things)
3. Nomad (not angry)
2. Goblet (a tiny mouth)
1. Grapple (the child of a grape and an apple)

Daffynitions, Part 3:

7. Cherish (a bit like a chair)
6. Perish (a bit like a pear)
5. Thinking (a monarch on a diet)
4. Mambo (the mother of Rambo)
3. Octopus (an eight-sided cat)
2. Pirate (a furious pie)
1. Brouhaha (a very funny cup of tea)

Daffynitions, Part 4:

7. Claustrophobia (fear of Santa)
6. Relief (what trees do in spring)
5. Dialogue (a rubbish chunk of wood)
4. Eerie (a bit like an ear)
3. Sorcery (a bit like a saucer)
2. Stalemate (an old spouse)
1. Indispose (explaining how you want someone to stand)

Daffynitions, Part 5:

7. Kidnapping (a sleeping child)
6. Matricide (to kill yourself on a bed)
5. Troubleshooting (problems with your rifle)
4. Hamlet (sequel to Piglet)
3. Beware (fashion for bees)
2. Handicap (a nearby hat)
1. Monogamy (a bored game for adults)

Daffynitions, Part 6:

7. Attire (goes on a wheel)
6. Acquire (sings in a church)
5. Kidneys (the knees of a child)
4. Tyrant (grumble about ties)
3. Dictator (penis-shaped potato)
2. Bison (how northerners say farewell to their lad)
1. Mamma Mia (how northerners greet their mum)

Daffynitions, Part 7:

7. Subwoofer (dog kept in a submarine)
6. Illegal (a poorly bird)
5. Army (a bit like an arm)
4. Amish (see above)
3. Motherboard (a jaded mum)
2. Can opener (an opener with a positive attitude)
1. Tentacles (one tickle more than nine tickles)

Daffynitions, Part 8:

7. Pigeonhole (a bird’s anus)
6. Bulldozer (a sleeping bull)
5. Understood (where you’ll find a mare in heat)
4. Swarm (the weather in Spain)
3. Already (what sunburn looks like)
2. Lethal (when Lee eats too much)
1. Bobsleighing (to kill lots of Bobs)

Daffynitions, geographical edition:

7. Motherwell (healthy mum)
6. Mumbai (to bid her farewell)
5. Netherlands (perpetually flying)
4. Mississippi (wife of Mr Hippy)
3. Oman (an older version of “Oh boy”)
2. English Channel (BBC)
1. Hungarian (blonde hair, blue eyes, huge penis)