Fuck Chick-fil-A
Fuck the FBI
Fuck the CIA
Fuck NeverTrump
Fuck Neocons
Fuck the Democrats
Fuck the MSM
Fuck the Newseum
Fuck Disney
Fuck environmentalism
Fuck abortion
Fuck Kwanzaa
Fuck Woke
Fuck your pronouns
Fuck lesbian TV ads
Merry Christmas to everyone else.
Fuck National Review
Fuck illegal immigration
Fuck social media
Fuck Comedy Central
Fuck the Late Night Comics
Fuck Globalists
Fuck The Remainers
Fuck the European Union
Fuck the United Nations
Fuck the Iraq War
Fuck College-educated, urban white women
Fuck MTV
Fuck Colin Kapernick
Fuck impeachment
Fuck Nike
Fuck the Clintons
Fuck 'Happy Holidays'
Fuck the establishment
Fuck your gay "norms"
Fuck the Sunday shows
Fuck the word "problematic"
Fuck "The Shape of Water"
Fuck child activists
Fuck 'Star Trek' Without Shatner
Fuck 'Epstein Killed Himself'
Fuck paper straws
Fuck "more than two genders"
Fuck your student loans
Fuck teachers unions
Fuck Obamacare
Fuck censorship
Fuck lowering the voting age
Fuck anti-fracking
Fuck The Squad
Fuck Hollywood
Fuck the Deep State
Fuck Antifa
Fuck Socialism
Fuck Medicare for All
Fuck newspapers
Fuck polls
Fuck American institutions
Fuck hipsters
Fuck amnesty
Fuck Big Business
Fuck cable news
Fuck "journalism is worth paying for"
Fuck the NFL
Fuck sacred cows
Fuck the joke police
And finally...
Fuck your 'feelings.'