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im in Cats. i just leaned over and whidpered to my date, “those are the cats”
this movie is already viscerally upsetting. what is a jellicle
lurking in a graveyard contemplating easeful death feels more goth than cat to me tbh
rebel wilson’s thicc cat thighs have placed me firmly in the uncatnny valley. there are 2 people in this theater
im rum tum tuncomfortable
how are furries reacting to #CatsTheMovie? is this a cultural breakthrough for them? seminude furred glutes abound
also what size are they??? sometimes they seem smaller than cats??? IM SO IN THE WEEDS
only a vicious antisemite like ts eliot could have conceived of this atrocity
idris elba keeps yelling MEOW and disappearing in a puff of brown smoke. am i hallucinating this
honestly i didnt trust cats anyway but now i will never look at a cat the same way again
i question the decision to keep showing closeups of snot running out of jennifer hudson’s nose
mean if you crave dame judi dench singing nonsensical modernist poems to utterly meandering tunes, from above a massive neck ruff of orange fur, #CatsTheMovie is for you
IAN MCKELLEN????? more like.......ian mckitten........ this movie has deranged me
his cat name is “asparagus.”
fam... i walked out. could not Handle it
my psyche was Twisted by it......
those sinuous movements............i am Weakened
the origin story of Catwoman is she saw Cats and was driven mad, descending to a life of crime
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