Courtesy WA
"Tomorrow 26 December 2019, there will be a Solar Eclipse. It can cause damage to the eyes. Hence people should be careful not to watch it with naked eyes." said PM Modi in a statement. Here are some reactions from imp ppl.
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Pinarayi Vijayan, Kerala CM:* People of Kerala need not worry about the Solar Eclipse. It won't be implemented in our state.
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Arvind Kejriwal, Delhi CM:* Are you angry ? Does your blood boil when you hear about Modi ji causing Solar Eclipse ? Please donate to Aam Aadmi Party.
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Mamta Banerjee, WB CM:* Kaka Chichi, BJP Chichi, Solar Chichi, Eclipse Chichi. Solar Eclipse will not be allowed to step out of Kolkata Airport.
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Uddhav Thackeray:* We oppose the Solar Eclipse in Maharashtra but my party might support it in Delhi.
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Uddhav Thackeray: We oppose the Solar Eclipse in Maharashtra but my party might support it in Delhi.
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Sonia Gandhi: Sure yeah graw-hen Modi ki gala-tea se who-aah hai. Hum iss ko Balat -kar rakh denge. Oops, Palat- kar rakh denge !
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Rahul Gandhi: Like BJP rule, Solar Eclipse is a state of mind. We can overcome that if we manage to hack the EVM of our minds.
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Congress Leader from Kerala: Solar Eclipse ? No Sir, no Sir. We not Solar. No more Solar. No connection, sorry. Saritha Nair aarnaanennu Ariyilla Saare !
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BJP Bhakt reacting to Media reports: So what ? Solar Eclipse used to happen during Congress rule also. You Presstitutes didn't have any problem them.
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Arundhati Roy: Solar Eclipse happened as a result of RSS goons demolishing Mosque in 2002. We cannot allow 4 more years to this government. We must use multiple subversions with Rafale aircraft carriers to stop this eclipse plotted by RSS.
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Shashi Tharoor: It is just a constellation of Lunar transgressions circum-ambulating the planet Earth, while the planet itself circum-ambulates the Sun, interfering with the radiant emissions from the principal star at the epicenter of the Solar system.
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Bollywood Intellectual: There is an atmosphere of fear in the minds of people after d Prime Minister's statement. Especially the Muslims & Dalits are affected by it. Though I don't know much about it, it must be true because a lot of people are saying so.
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Sundry BJP Leader: Gau Mutra can prevent and cure negative effects of Solar Eclipse.
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Yogi Adityanath, UP CM:* The Sun will be held responsible for any damage to public property during the Solar Eclipse. We will auction the Sun and recover the damages.
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A bunch of Leftist Standup Comedians went out in the Sun without protection, carrying placards "Duck Modi". All of them suffered retinal damage. But fortunately, they didn't suffer any brain damage thanks to absence of the same.
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