5000 words and a round of edits today and now I'm on to more mundane questions like whether I should recycle this dress for NYE in LA. 
It has a certain muppet-esque quality to it but it is hella comfortable.
.@TobyGialluca has given it the thumbs up, so that's something.
"Environmentally friendly," she says. "Non-disposable fashion."
"Environmentally friendly," she says. "Non-disposable fashion."
@TobyGialluca For everyone saying it's too short, I was once accused by @DaveStine1 of wearing something that was "not a skirt, that's a belt" when we were in law school.
This is NOTHING.
(Also, mind your reinforced misogyny, I have worn the dress and I know how short it is, silly.)
LOL.
This is NOTHING.
(Also, mind your reinforced misogyny, I have worn the dress and I know how short it is, silly.)
LOL.
@TobyGialluca @DaveStine1 "Oh really? It's short?! I had no idea! Thank you so much for pointing that out to me!"
@TobyGialluca @DaveStine1 I had this moment today where I found out that one of my icons had a fucking meltdown about six months ago on Twitter that ended with "Now I know why I don't tweet! Peace out!"
It made me happy, because of moments like this.
Good thing I'm not in a serious mood RN.
It made me happy, because of moments like this.
Good thing I'm not in a serious mood RN.
@TobyGialluca @DaveStine1 Deep breaths: IT'S A DRESS. LOL.
But thank you, I am guaranteed to wear it now, and I will dance my ass off in my planned undisclosed location where no cameras are allowed, JUST BECAUSE.
But thank you, I am guaranteed to wear it now, and I will dance my ass off in my planned undisclosed location where no cameras are allowed, JUST BECAUSE.
@TobyGialluca @DaveStine1 (Side note: this thread is dedicated entirely to @dianelyssa, because my GIF game got way higher this year thanks to her leadership. Ta da!)
@TobyGialluca @DaveStine1 @dianelyssa DO TELL!
Like what?
I'm super curious now. What about this dress is unworthy, or makes me unworthy?
And what more do I deserve?!
Can I not haz peace on earth and justice for all if I'm still wearing this dress?!
Like what?
I'm super curious now. What about this dress is unworthy, or makes me unworthy?
And what more do I deserve?!
Can I not haz peace on earth and justice for all if I'm still wearing this dress?!
@TobyGialluca @DaveStine1 @dianelyssa This dress has brought out the bots LOL.
An account started in March 2014 with 18 followers just suggested I set it on fire.
I mean, WHO KNEW?
An account started in March 2014 with 18 followers just suggested I set it on fire.
I mean, WHO KNEW?
@TobyGialluca @DaveStine1 @dianelyssa And with that, since two people have already made the comparison, I'm closing out the thread and wiping away tears of laughter.
