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Some of today's top "insults" from Brexit fruitcakes...

1) "Boris literally is your PM"

Literally is? So I actually own him? Like a pet?
2) "piss off back to Ireland"

I'm from Belfast. But if you don't want to own the place anymore, you can always give it back.
3) "you're not a professor, you're just a disgrace"

I know grasping objective reality is not a strong point among Leave enthusiasts, but... I am indeed a professor. Not just a disgrace.
4) "you're nothing but an angry, bitter, nasty person"

Oh, the irresistable tendency of Brexiters to project their own unpleasant character traits onto others. You'll be relieved to hear, little Leaver, that I'm as chirpy as a new year's birdy.
5) "the corrupt EUSSR you worship will soon collapse"

You've been ranting about that for years already, dear heart, and I've told you before: it's not good for your blood pressure to waste your wee life wishing ill upon others.
Keep 'em coming, sweet Brexit fruitcakes! I just love your insightful, warm and witty observations. They remind me that I must be doing something right - just before I block you.
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