Happy birthday BowiElvis 
Elvis has now been dead longer than he was alive, if you accept the whole "Elvis died in 1977" media hoax
Special BowiElvis Birthday #DavePoll #1: what was the greatest Elvis?
Special BowiElvis Birthday #DavePoll #2: what was the greatest Bowie?
quick correction: Elvis was alive 15,530 days and has been dead 15,516 days, so the BED/AED equality date is actually January 22, 2020*.
*Again, if you choose to believe all the preposterous "Elvis Died" bullshit
*Again, if you choose to believe all the preposterous "Elvis Died" bullshit
My working theories on Elvis and Bowie's current whereabouts:
Elvis: greeter at a Walmart Supercenter in Henderson NV
Bowie: orbiting Earth in an intergalactic conceptual art school space station
Elvis: greeter at a Walmart Supercenter in Henderson NV
Bowie: orbiting Earth in an intergalactic conceptual art school space station
Check that, I think Bowie is currently gentrifying an abandoned secret 1970s NASA colony on Mars
Just wait, the whole place will soon be so expensive all the native Martians will have to move to the outer planets
just kidding about Elvis though, everyone knows where he really is @HawkeyeElvis
