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fun fact: this advanced state-of-the are artificial intelligence powered big data pizza thinkbot system was invented by Tombstone in like 1956
in the future, your AI cyborg pizza will be delivered directly to your house by this advanced AI robot vehicle that responds to directional commands input by trained stoner professionals
no need to worry about your AI pizza delivery vehicle on-board programmer missing his shift, thanks to this high tech AI waking period notification system that automatically reoptimizes snooze time with the touch of a button
note to self: man, there is a shit ton of money to be made from people who have no clue what the word "AI" means
Attention, VC investors: I am forming a high tech startup to produce AI-powered programmable lawn watering robots
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