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Chai!! Another hot gist don land 🤣🤣
People steady playing one another on this app 😀
Beware! Random questions you provide answers to here may be profiling you.
A lady was advised against a suitor that drives a JAC car. She left the guy because her friends mocked her her boyfriend isnt driving a proper brand of car.
One of 'em that called her mgbeke for following a JAC owner came online later to do relationship questionnaire "can u date your friend's Ex? Or will u allow your friend date your Ex?" The target in her comment carried it on her head, that there's nothing wrong, that she'll do it.
According to my SAUCES, babe that left the JAC guy was arrested with a kitchen knife in her bag at the entrance to d wedding reception of her Ex & her friend that asked questions, which she answered in affirmative. If you're marrying your friend's Ex soon, get extra security pls.
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Son of David
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AUDACIOUS MECHANIK
A struggling graduate met a wealthy female topshot by providence and she took interest in him. She gave him a roof in her BQ, employed him in her coy, and took him like her child. The woman is a divorcee in her early 50s and the young man, in his mid twenties.
The woman has male acquaintances who sleep over, which could be interpreted as her having an affair with these men. According to my narrator, it was the maiguard that first sold the impression to the young man, "mummy needs servicing. If you hammer her, you don hammer!"
The devil did overtime the day peer pressure bolted his conviction "that mummy was doing all she's doing because she's sexually interested in a young blood," that that's financial breakthrough staring him in the eye, that he should go and toast mummy. Guyz get liver 🤣🤣🤣
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Son of David
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NLNG FID, AND THEY BECAME DEAF
During recession of low oil price, after Buhari assumed office, t'was promoted without shame by social media technical knowhow, that Buhari should sell FG's stake in NLNG to raise funds, which we may have used to import frozen chicken. Awon elebi 😀
Its this same NLNG FG has officially committed to its FID for Train-7 at $10 Billion! Buhari would have been 2yrs out of office before it is completed. There are many on this app, who know more about the background of NLNG Train 7 & 8 than I do. I know why they've become deaf. 😀
Its ~10yrs since d site for NLNG Train 7 has been prepared, but in between, Hurricane Aremu came, then apocalyptic Diezani followed, courtesy of a hero, whose stupidity is as dense as d buttocks stytopegia of early cavemen. Aren't they intellectuals, compared to a cattle rearer?
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Major General SoD
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AREN'T ALL NIGERIANS MARLIANS?
My fears that we are all Marlians was confirmed when Segalink tweeted he'd look into the illegal detention of Shina Peller, House of Rep Member of the Federal Republic. The only difference is the substance we smoke. Twitter clout is a type of weed.
A highly respectable pastor who was very vocal about the traffic nuisance caused around Quilox was shell-shocked when somebody called his attention to a picture of his car on social media that LASTMA was towing in the vicinity of the 36hrs party. He didn't take the car there. 😀
His son, two daughters and a nephew that left his house with the car for a choir vigil in another church in Lekki are yet to gain their freedom from at Maroko Police station, because they were actually part of Quilox vigil. They were waiting for Burna Boy's 7AM, appearance. 😀
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