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I've been dancing on this pole long enough, time for y'all to MAKE IT RAIN
I hope this Twitter tip thing comes true, I'm tired of working for crumbs, embedding all those subliminal advertising messages in my tweets
Help me estimate how much money I can expect to make from the future Twitter tip system: let's assume every "like" I get on future tweets like this will be something like, I dunno, $10
STFU dude, I'm doing the estimating here
Go ahead and laugh at the idea of becoming a Twitter millionaire, you won't be laughing after I introduce my new "I Will Admit I Lost A Twitter Argument To You For $99.95" program
New #DavePoll: what is my best option for getting rich through Twitter tips?
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I was somewhat surprised to learn this building is the headquarters of Kum & Go in Des Moines, Iowa
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dude just stage a slip-and-fall in beverage aisle like normal people
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I bought 4 cars last year, I'm trying to cut down
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