Amy Klobuchar is right. She wasn't for the Iraq War.
She was too busy locking up black people in the War on Drugs
Wolf Blitzer: That's not what we're talking about right now, tho...
Pete Buttigieg: I'm just gonna fill a bullshit balloon with words that mean nothing.
Warren: You know what's interesting about the troops?
Climate change.
Anyone who says they're ready to be Commander in Chief because they talked to troops or traveled, isn't ready to be Commander in Chief.
We'll know tomorrow when he announces an endorsement from the proprietor of Fresh Cutz on MLK drive in Blackpeopleville, Iowa
That's gonna work so well against Donald Trump
You know they're actually going to take a nap.
But I don't wanna spend a whole lot of time on this bullshit lie, I just wanna make sure you know she's a cotdayum lie.
Elizabeth Warren: When I allowed him to come to my drum circle and smoke a peace pipe, the ancestors told me he said it.
Elizabeth Warren has these motherfuckers doing math!
I'm finally gonna get my PhD in Emo rap!
If w had to use one of those vending machines where you manipulate a 3-pronged claw to grab a random healthcare plan, it would STILL be better than what we have now
Again... If you let MY CHILDREN go to college for free, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT rich kids getting a free education!
Plus if rich, white college kids don't go to college, who's gonna buy all the cocaine?
Pete: We have to fight climate change. One time I had to stop a flood with nothing but a ziploc bag and a bobby pin. In Australia, kangaroos are drowning, so we...
Moderator: But what would you DO?
Pete: Two words: Nut thing
How do we fix income inequality?
Bernie: Tax corporations
How do we solve racism?
Bernie: The REAL problem is corporations
Who killed Tupac?
Bernie: Corporations
Wait...
I think "corporations" is a code word for "white people"
He's talking about TWO people.
Pro tip: When you can name all your black supporters in 45 seconds...
You ain't got no black support, dawg.
Also, I've never met anyone who smokes crystal meth.
I HAVE met a Tom Steyer supporter, though. He was pretty cool.
His name was Tom Steyer.
Amy Klobuchar: I've never lost. Don't fuck up my record.
Tom Steyer: I'm 3 percent in the polls. You need $20?
Pete Buttigieg: Break from the past. Join me. look at these old motherfuckers.
Bernie be lying, yo.
I know this is my fourth decade as one of the most powerful men in the institution that literally makes the laws, but does anyone know how we got here?
You can't touch this.