A comment on the defense that "Abuse of Power" and "Obstruction of Congress" aren't in the criminal code, so the charges must be thrown out.
The facts though point to numerous crimes (I'll attach the list in the next tweet)
My son tried that one on me when he was 4. . .
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The facts though point to numerous crimes (I'll attach the list in the next tweet)
My son tried that one on me when he was 4. . .
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One day, one of our cats came tearing around the side of the house. Right behind him came my son.
Me: I told you not to chase the cats.
Him: I wasn’t chasing the cats. I was only chasing one cat.
Me: That’s not a good defense because all I have to do is recharge the crime.
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Me: I told you not to chase the cats.
Him: I wasn’t chasing the cats. I was only chasing one cat.
Me: That’s not a good defense because all I have to do is recharge the crime.
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(Yes, I did say that to a 4 year old. You have permission to pity my kids. On the other hand, he was pretty cheeky)
Crimes contained in the alleged facts:
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Crimes contained in the alleged facts:
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