"No one"
"Would you like to resume the session suspended by No One seventeen hours ago?"
"No"
"Well are you hungry?"
"What? Uh, I guess, but-"
"How about this cookie?"
"No!"
"Please provide your identity to save your cookie preferences."
"We're sad to see you go! To confirm this irreversible action, please enter the unique identifier of this device."
"What? But I don't know tha-"
"Incorrect. You have two tries remaining."
"Great! Time for your security questions. May I have your firstborn child?"
"Don't you mean 'what is my firstborn child's name'?"
"Uhh yeah, sure."