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New rule for marriage: the person who buys it has to pack it & move it.
Entirely full of blenders:
This steam cleaner I hired for the place we're leaving seems legit 😰
WHOSE IS THIS? WE DO NOT EVEN OWN A VOLVO #ihatemoving
Load #10.

Literally.

Not even counting furniture.

SURE, I said. I CAN MOVE EVERYTHING MYSELF!

#IHATEMOVING
Found some chips.

#ihatemoving
Can't forget this painting of Elmo and friends being interrogated that someone gave us last year.
I may or may not be slightly complicit in the problem.
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A heartfelt thank-you to @MittRomney for your bravery today. You listened to your moral compass, your own sense of right vs wrong, and likely prayed for guidance on how to vote today.

It might feel isolating now, but I'm certain many in the Senate WISH they had your guts.
@MittRomney While I may not agree with you on lots of issues, please know that I - and so many others - see who you are and what you've done and will never forget it. Certainly, many good-hearted Republicans, too.
@MittRomney Your name will be the one recorded in our children and grandchildren's history books.

Your example will be the one millions of families, from all sorts of backgrounds, use to illustrate to our kids what it looks like to do what's RIGHT, not what's necessarily easy or popular.
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joanna schroeder
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If you ask me how I'm doing, I'm going to tell you the truth. I'm tired. Like, tired into my bones. I have a toddler who doesn't sleep, a sick parent, very busy big kids, a job, a house under construction...

I'm tired. It's a lot. And I'm going to tell you that when you ask.
I'm sick of society's expectation that we're not going to burden each other with the truth when someone asks "how are you?" or "What's happening in your life?"

We need to be honest with each other. We aren't helping anyone with this garbage. So I'm gonna tell you the truth.
And if it feels like a burden to know how people are really doing, don't ask the question in the first place.

It's really quite simple. It's not about being negative or a downer. It's about being honest, and sometimes life is negative. That's just the facts.
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Here's how I see this - for generations, dad's were supposed to want sons and just sort of tolerated daughters. I'm Gen X and it was still sorta like that for us.

I think Girl Dad probably seems really weird to younger generations who grew up in a more empowered time...
But the current batch of girl dad stuff is all related to Kobe. For all his failings, it seems like one thing he did really well was be a dad to his girls, and proudly.

This is all a good thing, even though we wish it were unnecessary.
Ugh I hate typos on tweets, but alas. *dads
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We ran the cardboard racing/fighting robots workshop yesterday in Cambridge with kids aged 8 to 12. I’d run the same workshop in Shenzhen in April and the contrasts between the Chinese and British kids were not what I had expected... Thread! 1/10 #STEAM
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New Mexico Republican state rep @MonYoungblood was a pro-cop boot-licker... until she got bagged for DWI.

She starts crying after getting cuffed & at one point, she even tells the cop that she supported the death penalty for people who kill cops. abqjournal.com/1175335
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