Thread by @mynamesnotgordy

What I learnt on the Twitters this week:

1. Peter Mackay's leadership platform unveiled:

"Hat-tricks. Cross-checks. Boreal forests. Shooting at stuff. Military salutes. Pine cones. Beavers. Pride Parade. Sorry. Canada geese. Don Cherry. Double-double. They drew first blood!"

2. CPC Health Critic Matt Jeneroux insists Trudeau isn't stockpiling enough non-existent treatment for the Coronavirus. Also voices concern over Trudeau's plan to eliminate Canada's supplies of magic beans
3. Doug travels back in time and opens Amazon's Brampton warehouse in 2016

4. O'Toole announces he's "Taking Canada Back." He does not however specify to exactly which decade
5. UPC Press Secretary sends email to media offering them the chance to pick which lie they'd like to be told by Kenney
6. UCP Speaker says culture isn't part of their mandate.

7. Rickford blames Wynne for making Ford lie about cutting hydro prices
8. Scheer, Kenney, MacKay, Doug, Lilley and Trump are thrilled Brexit's happened. Proving Brexit is probably a really good plan
9. Doug Sweitzer blames UCP patronage appointment on previous Notley government

10. LPC invests $500M to partner in creating 350 jobs in BC and fuel Canadian tech innovation. Conservatives ask how that's any different from giving $4.3B to Texas O&G and asking O&G to pinky swear to do right by the favour
11. Rex Murphy NP article links to Rebel site. Finally

12. Trump-designed border wall falls down in breeze
13. New ON plates are decals on metal. What problem?
14. Lecce tweets "STEM Strike Camp in Barrie!" No strike in Barrie that day. It's a private pay-to-play centre. Deletes tweet. Getting caught in *another* lie averted. Phew.

*Correction: $50M

The $500M number is what MacKay and Lilley are suggesting Trudeau spent on yoga classes in 2019.