1. Stephen Lecce believes the best public education a kid can have is at private school
2. You know a controversial bill's going to be introduced in Alberta if Kenney leaves the country
3. Rex Murphy's real, legal name is O.K. Boomer
5. Doug figures French should be "pretty easy to pick up" because they speak it in Louisiana and he eats at Popeye's a lot
6. CPC boss: Ben Mulroney's out. Doug Ford's très in
8. According to his website, Andrew is still Canada's best-paid unlicensed insurance broker
9. Trump thinks quid pro quo is a kind of fancy sushi
10. ATVs are now allowed on the 401
12. Chrystia Freeland's official title is Minister of Man Babies
13. Doug only runs Deco during dinners with the family Board
14. Unifying Doug is even creepier than Junkyard Doug