1. CPC Deputy Leona Alleslev insists the key to socking dingers is putting a little Irish in your swing
2. Doug Ford saved us $70K by not catering the $220M green energy contract cancellation meetings
3. Kinsella's blocking on Tinder now
5. By cutting 2500 front line jobs mostly in healthcare, Jason Kenney proves he breaks campaign promises more efficiently than any other government
7. Lisa MacLeod now refers to herself in the third person. Which is fine. But the tiara is a tad disconcerting
8. Greg Rickford stormed Area 51
11. The Bombers trounced the TiCats in this year's Oil & Gas Cup
12. Premiers' Meeting in Toronto Monday. Hotel bathrobes will go missing Tuesday
13. Andrew won't take any lessons from voters, the CPC or reality