Stuff I learned from the Twitters in 2019:
1. Doug knocked $7.2B off the Ontario deficit overnight. Doug says he did this by bringing his own lunch to work for six months
2. The carbon tax caused a recession and as a result there are 120,000 new jobs in ON
3. Bianca Andreescu 🏆
1. Doug knocked $7.2B off the Ontario deficit overnight. Doug says he did this by bringing his own lunch to work for six months
2. The carbon tax caused a recession and as a result there are 120,000 new jobs in ON
3. Bianca Andreescu 🏆
4. Turns out the RCMP are not investigating Trudeau, but they are keeping a close eye on Andrew's office supplies
5. Alberta's paying $30M a year to fund a special interest group whose sole role "is to fight special interest groups"
6. Election infractions? Fire the Election Cops
5. Alberta's paying $30M a year to fund a special interest group whose sole role "is to fight special interest groups"
6. Election infractions? Fire the Election Cops
7. Andrew Scheer's "that guy." That guy who ruins a party and then stays forever
8. "Kids will teach kids" and "[Ontario teachers] are the best paid workers in the world", and, if you Retweet it, it will be true
9. Doug "hit the reset button!" this year like he was whackin' moles
8. "Kids will teach kids" and "[Ontario teachers] are the best paid workers in the world", and, if you Retweet it, it will be true
9. Doug "hit the reset button!" this year like he was whackin' moles
10. Trudeau apologises. Conservatives reject the premise of the question
11. Yes, we know who you f**king are Lisa MacLeod
12. Brian Lilley may be biased
13. Dingers are nice, but free tuition's even better
14. Based on Andrew's definition, every Canadian is an "insurance broker"
11. Yes, we know who you f**king are Lisa MacLeod
12. Brian Lilley may be biased
13. Dingers are nice, but free tuition's even better
14. Based on Andrew's definition, every Canadian is an "insurance broker"
15. Doug is spending more than Wynne and still cutting services. This is to help save bats
16. Once the kids started injecting Trudeau's marywannas, Canada turned into a giant Nintendo-playing, pizza-eating sex orgy
17. Doug lost $64M selling weed. But Ford Fest '19 was lit, dewd
16. Once the kids started injecting Trudeau's marywannas, Canada turned into a giant Nintendo-playing, pizza-eating sex orgy
17. Doug lost $64M selling weed. But Ford Fest '19 was lit, dewd
18. Doug's transit map indicates the GTA will build the first mass transit system with no actual stops, and therefore, will always run on schedule
19. Cars don't kill Toronto pedestrians, walkers not wearing reflective armbands do
20. It's cold today. Therefore climate is a hoax.
19. Cars don't kill Toronto pedestrians, walkers not wearing reflective armbands do
20. It's cold today. Therefore climate is a hoax.
21. At his wedding this summer, Sam Oosterhoff has the OPP setup a security checkpoint at the church doors, and all the Seniors in the choir are frisked to ensure none of them have turned their hymnals into shivs.
