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Palestinians were offered 97% of the land they wanted in 2008 under Olmert. They refused, and now Abbas wants to go back.

Let's go in the wayback machine, Sherman.
1/
2011: Abbas expressed regret for rejecting the 1947 partition plan.
haaretz.com/1.5204593
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2000: the Arab world called Arafat's rejection of the Camp David Plan under Ehud Barak a terrible mistake.

He was offered 97% of J&S, 100% of Gaza + $30B. He launched the 2nd intifada instead.
3/
washingtonexaminer.com/opinion/op-eds…
So go ahead Mahmoud. Just tack the #DealOfTheCentury to the ever growing list of generous offers you can regret later for rejecting, because to date the total number of peace deals your side brought to the table is still a big fat zilch.

PS we actually have a wayback machine.
Clearly the Palestinians have adopted the RNRL method of problem solving.
#RejectNowRegretLater
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