oxygen for all who want it. giving away oxygen to everyone just gives oxygen to the richest one percent on the back of our trees. under oxygen for all who want it, we use a simple system of tax credits and other algorithmic qualifiers to most efficiently provide oxygen.
this is a plan that regular folks can enjoy without disrupting the comfortable lifestyles of the gas cartel. they can continue to profit from monetizing air and at the same time we have a third way stop gap that will provide livable air to an acceptable percentage of people.
a lot of my opponents are offering up simplistic solutions like "oxygen for everyone." but frankly that sounds like giving everyone birthday cake, every day. my plan is fiscally sound, deficit neutral, and it factors in deaths due to oxygen deprivation and the resulting stimulus.
republicans have credibly accused my party of just giving everyone oxygen, including criminals and undocumented immigrants. with this plan we limit oxygen intake and deprives the republicans of a talking point. it prevents them from ever saying mean stuff about us. ever.
i am just a simple midwesterner who comes from the part of america where we work hard for our oxygen. if we just give away oxygen it turns off those voters who believe they deserve oxygen but that not everyone is worthy of oxygen.
when my opponents say "but people need oxygen to live" i wonder where their heads are at? we can't just keep giving oxygen away, its unsustainable. you're always going to have some people die of oxygen deprivation so the entire system can keep running as is.
