I'm pleased to announce my new plan of Medicare For Everybody But That Loser, where we all get healthcare free at the point of service but we're told that somewhere there exists a very bad person who does not get it, at as a punishment, for being bad.
And because people like choices, they can choose between Medicare, Universal Healthcare, or the Public Option, depending on which fits their specific needs.
(Each comes with a different flavor in tongue depressors, where applicable.)
(Each comes with a different flavor in tongue depressors, where applicable.)
I believe this addresses the most common complaints about healthcare reform.
It's all free at point of use and paid for out of the public money, but if you want a special cadillac premium service, you can pay to have your healthcare provider look you in the eye and say "This is because you are virtuous and have made correct choices." as they treat you.
