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I have scarred ear lobes from 5th grade when my principal ripped pierced posts out of them because no student could have pierced ears.
I have a scar on my shin from a small explosion in 7th-grade science. Also an acid burn from the same science class.
I have a scar that once ran down my forearm from elbow to palm. It's only 5 inches now. A pyrex bowl broke and cut straight down. Blood shot like a fountain. I applied the tourniquet and drove to the hospital while my older sister cried like a ninny in the passenger seat. People
sometimes ask about my suicide attempt. I was actually drying dishes.
I have a cracked toenail that has never grown in one flat sheet, but in small broken pieces from being bitten by a snapping turtle while I was swimming. I tried having it removed but it grew back still broken
Less visible, when I was 12 I broke 8 teeth that were patched back together by a dentist when an insane horse threw me face-first into a boulder. My jaw is a bit crooked and I have some neck and shoulder issues.

All before high school graduation. lol
I completely missed Woody Harrelson's schtick on Cheers because it didn't sound unlikely to me
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