A thread rating every dog emoji 🐕 
APPLE:
- paw raised and alert ears suggest a dog of action
- hint of a smile on the dog's face is too subtle. am i imagining it? possessed eyes may be throwing me
WHICH REMINDS ME:
- white specular highlight in eye is right in the middle which makes this dog look PoSsEsSeD
- paw raised and alert ears suggest a dog of action
- hint of a smile on the dog's face is too subtle. am i imagining it? possessed eyes may be throwing me
WHICH REMINDS ME:
- white specular highlight in eye is right in the middle which makes this dog look PoSsEsSeD
GOOGLE
- mouth smiling, tongue out, this dog is here to party
- however, all-black eyes are lifeless and know your secrets
- scruff on the tail is nice, but we don't see any evidence of it elsewhere. add it on the head!
- this dog has seen too much but HASN'T let it change him
- mouth smiling, tongue out, this dog is here to party
- however, all-black eyes are lifeless and know your secrets
- scruff on the tail is nice, but we don't see any evidence of it elsewhere. add it on the head!
- this dog has seen too much but HASN'T let it change him
MICROSOFT:
- what is this
- a front leg is missing, but three-legged dogs are adorable, so this is actually a plus
- teardrop ear and rounded-line tongue make this read more as an icon of Abstract Dogness than a particular dog, usually a plus in emoji but somehow Not here??
- what is this
- a front leg is missing, but three-legged dogs are adorable, so this is actually a plus
- teardrop ear and rounded-line tongue make this read more as an icon of Abstract Dogness than a particular dog, usually a plus in emoji but somehow Not here??
SAMSUNG:
- another happy doggy! Samsung you finally did something right
- specular highlight in the eyes is perfect, making doggy look very friendly
- gentle curve of the upper back and rear haunches is extremely pettable, well done
- I will be taking this dog home
- another happy doggy! Samsung you finally did something right
- specular highlight in the eyes is perfect, making doggy look very friendly
- gentle curve of the upper back and rear haunches is extremely pettable, well done
- I will be taking this dog home
WHATSAPP
- proportion read more as "puppy" than "dog". stick to the script, WhatsApp
- This is a cartoon dog that solves mysteries and nobody can stop him
- Kinda dead-eyed though; am I wrong to propose animated emojis who wag their tales? No I'm not, I'm actually v. right
- proportion read more as "puppy" than "dog". stick to the script, WhatsApp
- This is a cartoon dog that solves mysteries and nobody can stop him
- Kinda dead-eyed though; am I wrong to propose animated emojis who wag their tales? No I'm not, I'm actually v. right
TWITTER:
- Shading on legs is good, but AGAIN we have all-black eyes and a generic spot on the back where a saddle would go!
- this is not a standard dog trait, Twitter!! You are thinking of YOSHI
- But as a Yoshi fails also: no tongue??
- Paw print on face a baffling detail
- Shading on legs is good, but AGAIN we have all-black eyes and a generic spot on the back where a saddle would go!
- this is not a standard dog trait, Twitter!! You are thinking of YOSHI
- But as a Yoshi fails also: no tongue??
- Paw print on face a baffling detail
FACEBOOK:
- a smile, a tongue, a nice specular highlight, and a scruffy tail!
- And the blended fur! DAMN. This is a good dog
- Facebook helped incite genocide in Myanmar - nytimes.com/2018/10/15/tec… - and has destabilized democracies, sadly this dog is at least COMPLICIT
- a smile, a tongue, a nice specular highlight, and a scruffy tail!
- And the blended fur! DAMN. This is a good dog
- Facebook helped incite genocide in Myanmar - nytimes.com/2018/10/15/tec… - and has destabilized democracies, sadly this dog is at least COMPLICIT
JOYPIXELS:
-tail too high up on the back here? Could be just the position of the rear legs but once you notice it you can't unsee it
-Ears are also a little low down on the head? Again not IMPOSSIBLE, but moves this from "generic dog" to "a particular beast"
-looks snuggly tho
-tail too high up on the back here? Could be just the position of the rear legs but once you notice it you can't unsee it
-Ears are also a little low down on the head? Again not IMPOSSIBLE, but moves this from "generic dog" to "a particular beast"
-looks snuggly tho
OPENMOJI:
-look at this body language! this is a dog that will save your life twice a day, np
-Flat colours really working for this dog
-Black outline suggests drama, but maybe reads like the logo of an insurance company or something (fault of insurance companies, NOT this dog)
-look at this body language! this is a dog that will save your life twice a day, np
-Flat colours really working for this dog
-Black outline suggests drama, but maybe reads like the logo of an insurance company or something (fault of insurance companies, NOT this dog)
EMOJIDEX:
-Loving the curve of the back and the rear haunches, and finally a tail that's not curled upwards
-Never technically seen a dog tail like this irl tho? hope to one day
-dog looks Unimpressed with us, and he is Right to do so
-sloppy shadow, but can't blame dog for that
-Loving the curve of the back and the rear haunches, and finally a tail that's not curled upwards
-Never technically seen a dog tail like this irl tho? hope to one day
-dog looks Unimpressed with us, and he is Right to do so
-sloppy shadow, but can't blame dog for that
MESSENGER:
- omg closed eyes AND a grin? this dog has PERSONALITY <3
- Good shading on the body, hints of scruff around the neck, the Best Part for Scruff
- this emoji makes me happy to see it and will forever
- look at his little face, this dog loves u and will never let u down
- omg closed eyes AND a grin? this dog has PERSONALITY <3
- Good shading on the body, hints of scruff around the neck, the Best Part for Scruff
- this emoji makes me happy to see it and will forever
- look at his little face, this dog loves u and will never let u down
LG:
-come on with this
-this is like if an alien had a dog described to them by a human and after 15 seconds cut them off and like "okay okay shut up i got it"
-dogs are not made out of undifferentiated playdoh!!
-thank u for reading my tweets and learning dogs are not playdoh
-come on with this
-this is like if an alien had a dog described to them by a human and after 15 seconds cut them off and like "okay okay shut up i got it"
-dogs are not made out of undifferentiated playdoh!!
-thank u for reading my tweets and learning dogs are not playdoh
HTC:
- The dark brown says "dog" but the light brown says "duck"
- HTC more like Haven't Tried Colouringwell
- forward-facing ears says "i'm listening", but square snout says "i don't HAVE to listen to anyone"
- antialiasing here no good too
- a good concept let down by execution
- The dark brown says "dog" but the light brown says "duck"
- HTC more like Haven't Tried Colouringwell
- forward-facing ears says "i'm listening", but square snout says "i don't HAVE to listen to anyone"
- antialiasing here no good too
- a good concept let down by execution
MOZILLA:
- a wee pup who needs our protection
- the pink inside his ears! the triad of muzzle spots! the eye spot! it adds up to one good puppy
- ears too big for his head, ahh i love him
- when this puppy grows up he'll make a good dog emoji but he's too young rn to be working
- a wee pup who needs our protection
- the pink inside his ears! the triad of muzzle spots! the eye spot! it adds up to one good puppy
- ears too big for his head, ahh i love him
- when this puppy grows up he'll make a good dog emoji but he's too young rn to be working
this concludes the dog emoji rating thread. u may notice i didn't actually rate any of them. that's because their true rating is already carried with u... inside ur heart
