1) I think he has a whip.
2) It's not the film I thought it was, turns out that was The Mummy. They're separate films.
3) I think... he... gets stuff?
Now the title of this movie does have more clues.
2) I know of precisely one (1) ark, and it's Noah's Ark. So I guess we're gonna raid Noah's Ark.
3) Probably gonna be a whole lot of fucked up old animals or something. Also maybe religion? Maybe we find Noah?
ALSO THIS FILM WAS WRITTEN BY GEORGE LUCAS!? THE STAR WARS MAN?????? wild
loving this man's map confusion
THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT OHHH NOOOOOOOOOOO OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO OH I HATE THIS FILM I HATE IT
OH IT GOT WORSE OH GOD IT GOT WORSE I'M YELLING
CAN I PUT THE DINOSAURS FILM ON INSTEAD
THIS IS ALSO PRETTY D&D HUH.
Also this scene feels very iconic and like it shouldn't be 7 minutes into the film
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT ALL OF THIS TYPE OF D&D DUNGEON IS BASED OF INDIANA JONES IS THIS THE BIT WHERE SOMEONE FAILS A DEX CHECK AND A BIG BOULDER CHASES THEM
IS THAT ALL FROM THIS
it's all from the first 10 minutes of indiana jones
what the actual fuck
everything is from indiana jones
THE ARK OF THE COVENANT??? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT GRIFFIN MCELROY MADE A JOKE ABOUT IT IN THE DARK SOULS III MONSTER FACTORY VIDEO
wait so it's not noah's ark????
THIS IS D&D. EVERYTHING IS D&D.
also we now have 'Marion' being name dropped into the list huh
Abner is dead but... i forgot... who he is...
And now a huge gun fight and also the tavern is on fire and people are on fire
belloq was the nazi guy wasn't he??? is there two bad guys??
also this man looks familiar
i love this a lot omg
WOOF LMAO WELP. HUH.
ALSO I'M LAUGHING SO HARD AT HER BEING CARRIED OFF IN THE BIG BASKET THIS IS SO SILLY RIGHT NOW
I'M GOING TO BE SO SAD IF MARION IS DEAD
ALSO NO NOW THEY'RE GONNA TORTURE MARION!!!!!
IS IT SNAKES
LMAOOOOOO THIS IS A FAMOUS LINE!!!! THIS IS FROM INDIANA JONES???? "X. Why did it have to be X." OH MY GOD
ALSO HELL YES MARION GET THAT PERV SMASHED AND STAB HIM WITH THAT KNIFE!!!!!
HE JUST LOOKS REALLY KIND!!!! I HOPE HE SURVIVES!!!
69/ #YubiViews (nice)
I don't know this film, but I sure as fuck know my D&D. I'm gonna call it. That first box? I don't think it was the real Ark. It was VERY fancy. And Pharoes were notorious for secret 'Real' chambers and artefacts.
75/ #YubiViews (I think i fucked my numbering on the last tweet OOPS)
also that shirtless wrestling guy is making me laugh
More car chases like this please!!!
please put the clothes back on
blease put the clothes... back on....
STOP MAKING OUT
oh thank god he passed out thank u mr ford i owe u my soul
ALSO WE ONLY GOT 10 MINUTES LEFT IDK HOW WE'RE GETTING OUT OF THIS ONE PALS
ALSO 'Don't look at it'?!?!
That was SO fun!!! Oh I loved it!!! What a great film! I'm so glad it wasn't Noah's Ark and Marion and Sallah didn't die! I loved how much D&D was influenced by it, and the melting of the Nazi's!!! Thanks for joining me!