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A lady on the plane is loudly telling a guy wearing a mask that #Covid_19 is a scam invented to create mass hysteria. This is going to be a long flight.
Now she's warning passengers who don't live in Houston (where were flying) that they may not be able to get flights back home, and that everyone should calm down.
She says not to worry, because it's a "rich people's disease."
And she's reading news stories very loudly to everyone.

Pray for me. We're taking off 😭😭😭
We just landed. That was horrible.

They actually had to move a gal to first class because Crazy Lady told her to "Burn in f****ing Hell, white lady."

(The gal she was talking to was not white BTW)
Crazy Lady talked loudly through the whole flight. She told the poot elderly man wearing the mask (who was black) that #Covid_19 is a conspiracy orchestrated by the government to enslave black people. I am not kidding. She's completely insane.
The airline is having me fill out an incident report.

At one point, when several people asked her to be quiet, she yelled, "THIS IS WHY EVERYONE HATES WHITE PEOPLE. WE'RE A**HOLES! I'M AN A**HOLE!"

And everyone for about 8 rows laughed.

I'm still in the plane. Idling. 😭
Ok I think we're parking ... finally ...

She just said, "Sorry I was drunk last night," to the whole cabin.

It was a one hour flight.

She's now reading all her texts outloud that she got during the flight. And hiccuping. And acting like she's going to puke. 😭😭😭
Security escorted her off the plane.

I am freeeeeeee!
My favorite part was when she yelled, "GOD SAID STOP BEING AFRAID. THAT'S A BIBLE VERSE. YOUR GLOVES WON'T SAVE YOU. YOUR MASK WON'T SAVE YOU. IT'S IN THE BIBLE. THE BOOK OF LITHIUM. LOOK IT UP."
As security lead her away, she was muttering loudly, "Sorry for having an opinion. Do I not have free speech anymore? This is what they want. Wow. What a disappointment. Thank you guys so much."
As we were getting our luggage, passengers (who were very diverse ethnically) were jokingly quoting her to eachother. "Have a great rest of the evening! Don't forget to 'get out of your white bubble!'" 😂😂😂
As we left, I told the elderly man, who was with his wife, that I was sorry they went through that. He lowered his mask and said calmly, "Oh, thank you, but it's alright. She just had a little too much happy juice."

What a gracious attitude!
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