Trump legitimately sounds sick. My god. See you in the other world, fat man.
Shortness of breath. Heavily made up. He’s a wheezing dancer. I can’t even live tweet this because he is just talking telehealth.
Cough, mother fucker. Cough.
He’s currently lying about tests and saying “We don’t want people to take tests if we feel like you shouldn’t be doing it” and now Thanking private sector pharmaceutical companies. Keep in mind there is a test that has been available worldwide for quite some time.
He is now crossing Azar and saying drive through tests will be available. Now thanking Google. He says their website will be very quickly done unlike websites of the past.
He just said something that made no sense and I shall not repeat.
His lips are like two white serpents. I’d like ride them. He’s trailing off. He is going to finish speaking soon
These people are demons. I can see the sulfur rising.
More sycophancy from this little Mengele. They are promising testing particularly to CA and WA.
She is now saying nothing. Talking about HIV slow response.
Trump has fucking vocal fry. He sounds like shit. My god.
Very short man speaking now. He also sounds sick. “Proactive leaning forward leaning aggressive trying to stay ahead of the curve”
They are talking about private sector red tape being cut. This will not be enough. Containment is over. Mitigation is the name of the game. Your parents could die from these scum bags.
This man sounds incredibly unwell.
Just called Doug from Walmart a celebrity. Doug has his hands behind his back because he is bleeding from stigmata. They are so opening their parking lots. trump just made him shake his hand.
Holy hell. I see what he’s doing. He’s infecting all of them.
He touched the mic.
Shook Walgreens guys hand too. Target as well. Trump kept his hand on the podium.
Zero word on help for workers here.
Mike Pence has not blinked once.
The current man appears to be corpse filled with maggots.
Quest diagnostics heavy coming up. Trump touched him several times. This man also sounds somewhat unwell.
We keep hearing “the next few weeks”. Italy had very few cases a week ago. Look now. They are all just thanking each other. This is Salo writ large. They want you to eat bugs and dirt.
If this was Auschwitz these men would be accidentally gassing themselves.
Trump just announced a permanent loosening of regulations.
This is the same man with different hair. Phantom Pain character creation screen. Only the chin changes. Trump just said “We all know CVS”
I could hear the wet palm of Donald Trump slapping the hand of the CVS obergruppenfuhrer
This guy just tried to do the elbow touch with trump. This did not happen. Trump touched his hand and then elbow
Waived interest on student loans
That’s it. You still have to Pay. He wants you to oink, piggy.
Talking about energy independence. Now Pence arrives at the podium.
Pence has the narrow eyes of an incense seller. He is trying to make secret deals with Djinn. I will give you conversion therapy Mr. Pence. I will convert you to Judaism. They are announcing Americans returning from Europe will have a 14 day quarantine.
This bizarre sycophancy is outstanding. If you are a right winger, how can you watch this and then fuck your wife? The stem wilts and the flower dies. This is why they are into esoterica and the occult. They want Wotan to give them help.
Thanking Walmart and Walgreens again.
This is absurd.
The risk of serious illness remains low. They simply direct you to a website. No actual tips.
We will increase inspections at our nursing homes
They are talking about the importance of motherhood.
Trump is incredible. Fat and ugly. Horrible to look at.
He doesn’t shake Pence’s hand but slaps his shoulder.
This new woman is “Suspending regulations”
I realize I may have once had sex with her. My bad.
CMS head says nothing specific, basically. Trump is plastering his hand all over the mic.
“Our most effective weapon is to limit the virus” that’s not a weapon.
Repeating coronavirus.gov
I would love to give you hepatitis C, sir.
“Older Americans have not done well”
He could have used this opportunity to mode correct social prophylaxis; not shaking hands etc. but instead he dooms some amount of people who worship him to death.
Long pause in a sentence. A dry sniff.
He is sick. I guarantee you that.
Breaking the chains of transmissions among people. He’s bored talking about this or frightened of death.
Still no help for workers. Not a word.
Look this dying man in the eyes as he damns you while he melts.
Absolutely nothing. If you are a working man that supports Donald Trump then you should reconsider that support.
Now saying basically nothing again but he is croaking and retching. His “frankly” right there is bone chilling.
“We’re rated number one in the world”. Incorrect. That is China or Vietnam, South Korea.
Asked about the House bill. “We don’t think the democrats are giving enough”
Asked about waiving interest from student loans. Asked about targeted measures
“We are looking at many different things. We’re going to be releasing a paper in about two hours stating quite a few other steps”
Q about Bolsonaro.
Are you planning to take any kind of precautionary measures? He says no symptoms whatsoever and now says they had a great meeting and that Bolsonaro is great for Brazil.
He says Bolsonaro does not have it.
Q about failing in testing early
“No I don’t take responsibility at all bc we were given a set of circumstances and regulations from a different time...” Not a mans way of dealing with things
By Sunday night will every american be able to get a test? Tony is saying NO
“you have to embrace the private sector”. They love this
trump again saying the swine flu was worse
No questions about workers either. Now arguing about swine flu. You are swine mother fucker.
Q about UK exemption
UK exemption is insane btw
Now saying we may have to ban them. No shit because their plan is to let it spread
HongKong correspondent with HK Phoenix TV
How much confidence does China response give you for the US? Trump says we’ve been working very much with China. They went thru hell and their numbers are looking good. We are sharing quite a bit of data
You spoke with Trudeau yesterday. Did you discuss potential border closing btwn canada and US and what about trade.
Calls Madame Trudeau a wonderful great lady. Yes sir I know. I uh...
No questions about workers.
Get this through your head: they hate you
Ask about cruise lines and self isolation. He says I don’t have any symptoms
Talking about cruise lines. This is a big Trump demographic.
These are our enemies. Now just jacking off about the grand princess. I have to record soon so may trail off in a bit.
Golem 
10,000% more times talking about cruise lines prospering than grocery store workers being evicted.
Imagine Bernie Sanders up there. You could stop paying rent.
This little many looks like a Podesta brother. Says it’s impossible to gauge stuff.
Lol he is sounding sicker and sicker.
If you align Chinese and SK dats you can see almost a complete overlay. I want to make one note—in SK only 4% of tests were positive that means 96% had a different respiratory disease. That means we have a lot more other respiratory disease besides corona
This speech may seem like an insane farce in the future. Likely within hours
No real word on the impending hospital bed crisis.
Q about Asian progress against the virus
Q for DOCTOR FAUST!
Hahahaha
Q is about elderly. Is any specific research being done as to why it affects seniors more than others
Dumb fuck question dude
He calls on OAN by name
Mr President the Chinese officials are expressing tones of disconetent on where the virus came from and spinning odd narratives. What are your takes on that?
Question is I guess about trade but the questioner is a raving lunatic who should treated like a horse with a broken leg
“They know where it came from. We all know where it came from.”
We need a planned economy.
Q about CDC and he becomes animated. Totally insane. My god
This woman has a cool voice
How long is the national emergency. “I hope not long. But it gives tremendous powers for the things that we need,” he raises his arms “Tremendous powers.”
Do u think it’s essential coordinating with other countries and learning lessons?
We’re in touch with Italy. It’s a country that we love. We have millions of millions of people with origins from Italy.
Chuck Rocha should be in charge of this.
Q if Americans should be traveling domestically
Also about if he should be quarantine. “I have no idea who the gentleman is”
Re: Bolsonaro’s press secretary
Cut off his mic
“If you stay home it’s not bad”
This lady sounds like a documentary voice over lady
Hammering Him on bolsonaro’s press guy.
Just insane
He is now just denying that there’s a picture
He hasn’t been tested yet!!!! “Fairly soon, were working on schedule”
My god. He just gave it to everyone.
Another q about test shortages
He says it has been true for a while that everyone who wants to get a test can get one. It’s insane
Fuck I gotta get the ep ready
Now there saying anyone can Request a Test
Another question about the testing
Another fake answer
Bragging that Newsom is complimentary to him.
When will hand sanitizer be back on the shelves and is their a cruise bailout?
Tons of fucking questions about cruise ships not one about the working American.
These are all lies. Do not believe the tongues of demons
Really aggressive answer from some pharmacy piece of shit. ⚾️ ⚾️⚾️
Trump now saying how beloved Modi is
No questions or statements re: healthcare workers
It’s over. Hope there’s a ballgame soon. Peace out
