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Character 1: Whoa! What happened to you?!

Character 2: (Fully clothed.) Sigh. All my clothes were stolen by bandits.

Character 1: This is my chance to improve how you dress!

Character 1: Here! *Gesture animation, character is holding nothing*
*Screen fades in and out*

Character 2: (same clothes) Wow! I look great!

*Character 2's character model rotates 90 degrees*

Character 2: ...But I don't know if I'm... WORTHY of such clothes. My backstory is too tragic. Sigh.
*Screen fade, sword slash animation*

Character 2: (Still standing) Hey! Why'd you knock my off my feet?!

Character 1: I'm sick of you treating yourself this way! Ugh! I'm so angry! *Walks off*
*B rank conversation, characters standing in a field*

Character 2: Character 1? What are you doing in the library?

Character 1: Hey, sorry for punching you an unspecified length of time back. I was out of line. You're allowed to dress however you want.
Character 2: No, I should be the one to apologize. I've been wearing the clothes you gave me and now my self esteem has improved and I am better able to cope with my tragic backstory.

*Screen fades out, rumble*

Character: What the?! Is that the legendary clothes dragon?!
Clothes dragon: Greetings mortals. I have descended from the sacred realm to tell you that I think those clothes you are wearing look great.

Character 2: Hey, thanks!

Clothes dragon: Farewell.

*Screen fade in, characters standing where they were*
Character 2: Wow! Just think! If you hadn't have taught me to dress well, I might never have met the legendary clothes dragon!

Character 1: It wasn't just me. The clothes by themselves aren't what are special. It's you, the person underneath, that made them look great.
Character 2: Our mutual respect for one another has grown so much! I think we've both changed a little as people.

Character 1: Yeah. Our friendship is so great now I think that we have a +3% bonus to avoid incoming attacks when we are adjacent on the battlefield.

*Fade out*
*Support A rank*

Character 1: (Now has a mohawk, a scar and giant suit of armor) Hey. Do you remember the time, before the war, when your clothes got stolen?

Character 2: (Now a ninja assassin with five swords) Oh yeah! Haha. That brings back memories.
Character 1: (Blushing) Do... Do you ever think about going back to when you, um, didn't wear clothes?

Character 2: Huh? What are you talking about?

Character 1: (Blushing) Nothing! Ugh! Forget it!!
Character 2: I'd never want to go back. You taught me wear good clothes and now I feel good about myself. Every time I wear them I think about our friendship and that's really special to me.

Character 1: But I don't like you because of the CLOTHES. I like you because of YOU!!
Character 2: What are you saying, character 1?

Character 1: I just... well... Ugh. Why are you this dense?! Even if you didn't wear any clothes at all, I'd still want to spend time with you. Maybe even more so.

Character 2: ...
Character 1: Listen. I know we're at war. But do you think that... maybe after all the war is over, we can go to your home land spend time together without wearing clothes?

Character 2: Huh. Well, as long as it's with you... That sounds really nice.
Character 1: (blushing) Good! Then it's a promise! (walks off)

Character 2: I wonder what that was about? Oh well. Time to eat this entire roast beef by myself. (bowing animation)
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