Character 1: Whoa! What happened to you?!
Character 2: (Fully clothed.) Sigh. All my clothes were stolen by bandits.
Character 1: This is my chance to improve how you dress!
Character 1: Here! *Gesture animation, character is holding nothing*
Character 2: (same clothes) Wow! I look great!
*Character 2's character model rotates 90 degrees*
Character 2: ...But I don't know if I'm... WORTHY of such clothes. My backstory is too tragic. Sigh.
Character 2: (Still standing) Hey! Why'd you knock my off my feet?!
Character 1: I'm sick of you treating yourself this way! Ugh! I'm so angry! *Walks off*
Character 2: Character 1? What are you doing in the library?
Character 1: Hey, sorry for punching you an unspecified length of time back. I was out of line. You're allowed to dress however you want.
*Screen fades out, rumble*
Character: What the?! Is that the legendary clothes dragon?!
Character 2: Hey, thanks!
Clothes dragon: Farewell.
*Screen fade in, characters standing where they were*
Character 1: It wasn't just me. The clothes by themselves aren't what are special. It's you, the person underneath, that made them look great.
Character 1: Yeah. Our friendship is so great now I think that we have a +3% bonus to avoid incoming attacks when we are adjacent on the battlefield.
*Fade out*
Character 1: (Now has a mohawk, a scar and giant suit of armor) Hey. Do you remember the time, before the war, when your clothes got stolen?
Character 2: (Now a ninja assassin with five swords) Oh yeah! Haha. That brings back memories.
Character 2: Huh? What are you talking about?
Character 1: (Blushing) Nothing! Ugh! Forget it!!
Character 1: But I don't like you because of the CLOTHES. I like you because of YOU!!
Character 1: I just... well... Ugh. Why are you this dense?! Even if you didn't wear any clothes at all, I'd still want to spend time with you. Maybe even more so.
Character 2: ...
Character 2: Huh. Well, as long as it's with you... That sounds really nice.
Character 2: I wonder what that was about? Oh well. Time to eat this entire roast beef by myself. (bowing animation)