Thread by @SamSykesSwears

Tired: Rangers as noble guardians of the forest.
Wired: Rangers as unwashed maniacs wielding compound bows and hatchets, wandering the wilderness, obsessively following their quarry, muttering to squirrels, braiding party members’ hair while they sleep

Tired: Rangers granted power by their deep veneration of nature.
Wired: Rangers granted power by being high as hell on six different kinds of frog, time slowing down all at once and third eyes being opened in the fugue, all while shouting commands at a rabid bear.

Tired: Rangers offering sage wisdom and keen insight to their allies.
Wired: Rangers showing affection to their party members by leaving dead things in their sleeping bag and smiling bashfully across the camp as they scream.

Tired: Rangers using patience to win an animal’s trust and become their companion.
Wired: Rangers getting nude and smoking an entire bag of entweed before disappearing into the forest to bare knuckle fight a giant predator until a mutual, buddy cop-like respect is reached.

Tired: Rangers obsessively pursuing Orcs because the brutes pose a threat to the wilds.
Wired: Rangers obsessively pursuing Orcs because they made you an Orc Toe necklace and worried that everyone would get jealous if they didn’t get one, too.