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THREAD: I steal this from friend. Is explain current relief negotiations:

This is a simple explanation of what is happening with the current Relief Bill:

Americans: We need sandwiches! Republicans: We agree you need sandwiches.

Democrats: We agree you need sandwiches.
Republicans: At 5 P.M. on a Sunday: We will vote on this bill that gives Corporate Executives smoked ham sandwiches and everyone else shit sandwiches.

Democrats: Wait, we don't think shit sandwiches will help.

Republicans: Democrats block sandwiches!
Media: BREAKING: DEMOCRATS BLOCK SANDWICH BILL.

Trump supporters: Democrats voted against giving us sandwiches! It's right there in the headline!

Media: Here is information about why Democrats voted against the bill, which would have given most Americans shit sandwiches.
Trump supporters: LYING MEDIA!
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