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This sheep is too floofy.
This rabbit is also too floofy.
This cat is too floofy.
This ape is also too floofy
This dog is so floofy it's the size of a tiger
I'm not even sure this is an actual animal
"Floof with three black dots", this week only at the MoMA
This floof will keep devouring all living things and converting their energy into floof, until it floats into space
what even are they
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The number of right-wingers telling their own voters to go die for the economy is just honestly astonishing
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Now we're asking you to sacrifice half a million lives to...

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We need 130k tests a day 🐇
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A modest increase in testing today.

We're up to ~57% of Korean levels, and the growth rate has slowed down. Unclear if we'll actually catch Korea, given shortages of equipment and supplies.

Still, a lot better than the travesty of two weeks ago.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…
Remember, to do #TestAndTrace, we'll need to SUSTAIN testing at very high levels for months and months.

To do that, we need a continuous, neverending supply chain for masks, reagents, extraction kits, swabs, face shields, gowns, etc.

One bright spot in today's data: CA didn't report any tests. Since it's impossible that they did 0 tests, what this means is that they didn't report today, and we can expect a bump next time they do.
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U.S. coronavirus testing actually fell slightly today. This is disappointing.

Hopefully it's just lumpy reporting, and it'll surge again tomorrow. But our growth rate seems to be slowing down, and we're still at only half of Korean levels.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d…
NY slowed from 17k/day to 13k/day. Could be a sign of new restrictions on testing.

CA reported only 1k compared to >13k the day before. That's probably lumpy reporting rather than a real drop in testing.
WA is holding roughly steady at around 3k-4k/day.

NJ had a big bump in testing, up to 12k/day from 2k/day. That could be lumpy reporting, or the state starting to report more private-clinic tests.
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