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We are are 60 days away from the start of hurricane season.
We are 60-90 days away from fire season out west
And Florida Governor DeSansCommonSense issues “Safer at home” and “ Remote work” requests.
Governor @GavinNewsom, this is the perfect time to hoard every goat herd in the US and let them roam free up the hills. This is a very serious tweet.
Before Fema gets in the way and asks the EPA to just declare goats a national threat and kill them.
👆👇🏽 * getting ahead of it.
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ALT-immigration 🛂 in profanity anonymous meeting
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How to:
Get asked 1 question on a segment. Period
Break Fox News stewardess
Never get called by Fox again.
This is all of us when we watch Fox alll the time
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70 Austin Spring-Breakers Chartered A Plane To Mexico 10 day’s ago, and here is the kicker:
THEY FLEW BACK IN SEPARATE FLIGHTS. 28 Of Them Now Have COVID-19. tinyurl.com/r9fy7w3
Update :44 do 👆
The city of Austin should force these affluenza kids bury the dead the next couple of months . The ones who will survive anyways
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Scott Berkun
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1. One big trap in moving to #remote work is it forces you to notice team behavior that is dysfunctional that you never noticed before.

The trap is to blame it on being remote - but in truth the issues were there all along. They're just harder to ignore now.
2. For example, “These Zoom meetings aren’t working, everyone seems distracted or bored."

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Trap #1: Most bosses have a better sense of if the meeting is working for them, than if it's actually helping anyone else be productive.
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I transitioned to fully #remote work ~1,5 years ago. Due to recent events lots of people find themselves unexpectedly in this position. If you work in #software, I’d like to share what I learned and seems to work. Thread below - 1/n
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Hiten Shah
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Remote work is here to stay.
It’s unimaginable to many folks that companies can be 100% remote and be as productive as companies who are 100% in-person.

What’s inevitable is that the 100% in-person companies are going to become less than 100% in-person.

I’m most curious about what happens at that point.
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How will companies deal with the flexible work schedules that remote work comes with?
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Thread: Puerto Rico & U.S. Virgin Islands.

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