Historical generals pointing out the toilets: a short thread. 
Keppel is concerned that the toilets are quite some distance away and you look like you might be desperate. 
Frederick the Great suggests that you go behind that bush over there. 
Leclerc is cross, and thinks you should have gone before the battle started. 
Kleber is suspicious that you might actually need a poo, and wants you to go a long way away from him. 
Wolfe enjoys opera, and wishes to be dramatic when pointing out the loos. 
Anthony wants Cleopatra to know that whilst weeing in a nearby pot is fine, there are also perfectly good toilets in the next room, and they have nice Molton Brown soap. 
