Thread by @benshapiro

I would buy an album of Trump reading the poetry of William Blake.

Poetry Hour with Donald J. Trump would be the cultural moment we all deserve. Trump doing T.S. Eliot's "Wasteland" would be amazeballs.

"April is the cruellest month,
Let me tell you, so cruel,
Cruel like Rosie O'Donnell, breeding
Lilacs out of the dead land,
Dead like Hillary Clinton's presidential chances..."

Or, as @jpodhoretz suggests, Yeats' The Second Coming:
"Things fall apart,
So bad right now. So bad.
I mean, look at it. So bad.
The center cannot hold. Because really
Look at how the media hates me.
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
We need a wall. A beautiful wall."

Or Keats' Ode on a Grecian Urn:
"Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness,
I would move on you so heavily,
So heavily. I like furniture stores,
Full of urns."

Or Keats' Ode on a Grecian Urn:
"Thou still unravish'd bride of quietness,
I would move on you so heavily,
So heavily. I like furniture stores,
Full of urns."