- timers are your friend
- word goals aren't necessarily your enemy
- go to a cafe, dude, you're very productive in cafes
- something is better than nothing
- you're always going to be distracted it's fine just get to work
- STOP CHECKING TWITTER. get the words done first
- if you're serious about it the words *will* come out
- can't push this story along? open up your scraps document and just get some words down, you'll feel better
- copy some A+ prose by hand
All right, self. This was past you giving you the kick in the ass and the tough love you needed. You'll get it back, dear. You really will. Be patient, clear-eyed, and determined. The words have never left you. They're there. Just start: you'll find them.