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Patrick Beja @NotPatrick
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The little one sleeps so little... he’s slept like 20 minutes in the last 6 hours... It’s kind of crazy. And when you try to put him in bed, or even in the carrier, he screams bloody murder. 6 week olds are supposed to sleep ~16 hrs a day. We’re lucky if he does more than 11. :(
Oh, also he doesn’t sleep in the stroller (it worked for like three weeks and nothing since) and he doesn’t take the pacifier. I constantly have to remind myself that some people have it far worse...
Bottom line: don’t make babies. It’s a scam. Just let others do it and pave the future for you while enjoying life and laughing at those suckers. It’s too late for me, but you might still save yourselves...
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