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Half of all guns are owned by 3% of Americans. That’s roughly 9.75 million people.

The AMC Theaters rewards program has 10 million members.

Your kids’ lives are subsidizing a doomsday cult smaller than the group who gets popcorn upgrades at Black Panther.

#MarchForOurLives

The @NRA claims 5 million members.

The Church of Scientology claims 8 to 15 million members, worldwide.

Would you tolerate your member of Congress taking money from the Church of Scientology? I mean, they represent more people. Makes as much sense.

#MarchForOurLives

The @NRA claims 5 million members.

The Facebook fan group for Vin Diesel has 101.33 million members.

If this is a true democracy, stop listening to the NRA and put Vin Diesel on the money.

Please feel free to use any of these important talking points, especially the Vin Diesel one. #MarchForOurLives

2.1 million as of 2015. But Netflix still has 4.2 million people renting physically DVDs through the mail, which does rival (claimed) NRA membership figures.

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We deserve better than representatives held hostage by a lobbying group slightly larger than the constituency of people who still get Netflix DVDs mailed to their house. #MarchForOurLives

Here’s a member of that 3%, “The Most Armed Man in America.”

Totally normal healthy life. Watch to the end, I promise you won’t see the twist coming. Or maybe you will, who knows.