I am watching RAMPAGE on an airplane, and none of you told me it was the best film of 2018.
I’m 15 minutes in and @TheRock just used sign language to tell a giant gorilla it’s okay to be scared.
I’m 15 minutes in and @TheRock just used sign language to tell a giant gorilla it’s okay to be scared.
I can’t believe they made a gleefully mindless 8-bit game about Godzillas and King Kongs into an allegory about toxic male rage.
Jk I 100% believe this I was ready and waiting
Jk I 100% believe this I was ready and waiting
The giant wolf in RAMPAGE is a good boy, but he’s also a real “bad boy” does that make sense
THE VILLAIN’S EVIL LAIR IS THE SEARS TOWER I MEAN WILLIS TOWER
Every line of dialog from Jeffrey Dean Morgan’s Texan (???) character sounds like Woody when Andy is around around.
The villain puts on a sexy red dress to prepare for her helicopter evacuation while the heroes hack a refrigerator.
The Rock has an untreated and fully ignored abdominal gunshot wound for a third of this movie. The End. Ten Stars.
