I usually pause a movie about ten times so its gonna be a challenge not doing it at all...
But I know lots of people are watching too. This feels like a movie theater!
Oh shit that is a lot of wizards and shit.
Quidditch world cup.
AKA Burning Man but with more drugs.
I wanna go to the world cup. Can you imagine how fucked up the after parties would be?
Holy shit, terrorists even attack Wizards?
Is that the fucking KKK?
Wrong place for them. Less diversity here than at a Wilco concert.
Dude what the hell? Why did everything get torched?
I mean, I know its Voldermort, but why?
Also, David Tennant is a beautiful man.
Bigass demon snake in the sky.
Oh, its Voldermort's mark.
Deatheaters? No wholesome names allowed.
Hate all you want on the guy, but Voldie knows how to cultivate an aura of terror.
And the award for best entrance goes to...
Because somewhere you know he's just being a badass.
Oooooh Hagrid wants to BONE the tall lady wizard.
Try not picturing THAT in your nightmares.
And the next one, havardi something?
OH DAMN THAT JUST STRAIGHT ICES A MOTHERFUCKER.
Of course Bulgarian seeker boy is in it.
I know his name is Crumb or something, but imma call him Blyat. Because he looks like he says that a lot.
The fuck is Harry doing in the cup?
And why is everyone acting like its a death sentence?
GET YER HANDS OFF HARRY BEFORE YOU CATCH HANDS OLD MAN.
Old Dumbledore wouldn't have done that.
Ron is getting a little angsty.
Maybe don't shit all over the guy who's going through a lot.
Reporter girl looks like a girl I once had a crush on... And she's a massive HP fan.
I wonder if she did it on purpose?
Yay Sirius is still around!
Also I dead ass thought that owl was fucking talking for like a split second.
SIRIUS IS THE FIRE.
HE WAS ALWAYS BURNING, OR INTO A WOLF, HE'S TURNING
SIRIUS IS THE FIIIRE.
"Who were you talking to? I heard voices."
Harry Potter and the Patient Referral to Ron for Clozapine.
Hagrid's boning french chick in the woods and wants Harry to watch?
That's kinky even by my standards.
Woah is goggles using an unforgivable curse?!
All ramifications aside, lol at Blondie the ferret.
Meanwhile, at the stadium, they've all moved on and are trying to get back to their parking spots and beat the crowds.
Ayyy he got the egg.
And its a screaming egg.
Nobody wants a screaming egg.
Why would that exist.
"Hey Ned, how many screaming eggs you need today"
Fucking none, dude.
Oh Ron's gonna dance with cat-lady.
He's 14, yeah?
Hope he doesn't make this even more awk.
Snape is my fucking hero.
Ron gets two words out before being ASSAULTED by Snape.
Best character. Best.
Harry's internet search history must have changed drastically in the past few months............... If you know what I mean.
Let's see. How is Harry going to fuck this up.
Call the girl by the wrong name? Kiss the wrong girl? Hit on someone else? Trip and fall, start a fire, and burn Hogwarts to the ground?
Don't fight, guys. Why can't the three of you just all get along and have an awkward open relationship thing? Its 2018. Do you.
Myrtle has a crush on Harry. And its kinda disturbing. This feels like a form of harassment.
Fred and George taking bets on this shit is something I actually did in school.
What a fucking baller way to leave a lake.
And there's a sentence I never thought I'd say.
Dumbledore does not need a microphone.
His voice is fucking
Ah yes, Harry, welcome to my office. Help yourself to my bowl of demon tadpoles.
Snape was a deatheater? The FUCK?!
I mean. He dresses like it. But I try not to judge.
Okay so Goggles is making polyjuice potion. So it must be Tenant in disguise. My trust has vanished.
Splitting Gryffindor by having two champions is dangerous.
Something about having a house divided...
This hedge maze is actually kinda my jam.
Being alone and not worrying about an audience. Hanging out with trees. That's that good shit.
Well baby Voldie is the most terrifying thing I've
That was the kill spell
Voldie just pressed 🅱 to block but he did it at the right time so he counter attacked.
Idea for ya
ABOUT FUCKSTICK SR BEING ONE OF THE REALLY BAD GUYS