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12pm: fire up #HarryPotter and the #DeathlyHallows pt2 for the potential finale of the #HarryPotterLiveTweet series

While we're watching this, remember that Harry was essentially a foster child, and every child deserves love and shelter: embraceoregon.org

LET'S GO!
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Man it really sucks that y'all had to WAIT for this movie and I can just binge.

On the other hand, I have had like ZERO time to process my losses.
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Man this shit is depressing.

Snape is up to something.
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Here lies Dobby

A free elf

Two minutes in and I've already been punched in the chest.
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Ayyy Bubbles.
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Gryffindor sword hanging in the corner like it's no big deal.

Mount that shit on a wall or something.
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Harry Potter and the Bank Heist
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Who's the old guy?
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Oh I thought he died. That's the wand merchant from the first movie, isn't it?

I thought Voldie toasted him.
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"I sense his allegiance has changed"

Wands have feelings?

That's... Actually really cool.
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So... Who has the resurrection st

OH OH THEY GONNA BRING SOME PEOPLE BACK, RIGHT??

SIRIUS, DUMBLEDORE, MOONEY
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I remember the tale now. The resurrection was not a positive thing for the resurrected.

Probably not a great idea.
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Even though its Hermione in Helena's soon, is it bad I still kinda want someone to punch her in the neck?

GOD I hate her.
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This bank looks and feels like what a bank looks like while you're having an anxiety attack.
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Smooth, Harry
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The last four fucking movies have essentially been Harry Potter and the Shit that goes Sideways

I legit don't know how all of this can be fixed in 2 hours.
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Also, side note, the Harley Davidson shop next door is making this impossible to hear at times.

If anyone here rides a Harley, question: WHY DO YOU REV THE ENGINE SO MUCH.
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That's a lot of money.
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In theory the whole world could've just ended because of self-replicating treasures.

Look up the Grey Goo theory
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Never fucking trust a goblin.
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Holy shit Hermione

Seriously?

You're gonna be THAT cool?
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I now ship Harry and Khaleesi.
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"Hello, my name is Sherri with the 11 o'clock news. Today, parliament remains at a stand still on the recent issue of green energy mandates.

Also, THERE WAS A FUCKING DRAGON."
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Where is everyone else right now?

Like, the rest of the Weasleys, Longbottom, etc?
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They attacked that beer, man.
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Good try, other Dumbledore, YOU CAN'T POISON ME AGAINST REAL DUMBLEDORE
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Couldn't Voldie just keep making horcruxes?
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Also, if we're real about this, why not make a horcrux, tie it to a stone, and drop it in the ocean? Or blast it into space?
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OH SHIT, THERE'S LONGBOTTOM
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Damn, he got tall
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OH

ITS DUMBEDORE'S ARMY

YESSSS
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So are there still different houses under the rule of Snape? Or is it just Slytherin?
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I fucking hate Snape now, but Alan Rickman is perfect at this. His delivery is... Awe inspiring.
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COME ON YOU CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER IT'S TIME TO THROW DOWN
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Please don't hurt Cat lady
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Oh I'm tearing. Please just go right.
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What the hell is with the screaming?
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Don't listen to him. FIGHT.
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This is amazing.
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I kinda feel bad that ALL Slytherin gets a bad name.
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I know Cat Lady's name for reference, I just don't want to do her injustice by misspelling it.
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I'm just gonna be teary for thr next few hours huh
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Listen to Bubbles you fucking idiot
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Of course Bubbles is a friend to the ghosts.

She could befriend a wall.
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That's a lot of Deatheaters.
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Well that's an interesting riddle.

I'm not even going to guess.
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I love Fred and George.
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They're going back into the chamber of secrets?
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Burning down the Quidditch field was just mean
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Holy dicks it just DISINTEGRATES THEM?!
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Oh fuck.

Why did stabbing the cup do that to Harry?
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EYYYYYY ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME RON
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He's overclocking the Elder Wand.

That's how you break it, dummy.
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RUN LONGBOTTOM
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RUN RUN RINDUJRJFNDJD
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DON'T DO THAT TO MY HEART LONGBOTTOM
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This is very LotR
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What the hell Blondie, just be cool for once.
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Ron and Hermione are torn: save the world, or find a janitor's closet
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Seriously, Blondie?
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He's such a coward.
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UHHH FLAME DRAGON?
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I hate him, but I don't want Blondie to die.
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One of his cronies just ate shit though
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Harry, you're a better man than most.
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What up Voldie how ya feeling BITCH
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God dammit they're destroying Hogwarts
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Was that Stalker that just died?

DEER NUKE
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Shit. I don't like this boat house.
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Snape gets the Elder Wand?
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Jesus... Snape didn't deserve that kinda death.
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Wait he's alive
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Why the tears?
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I shouldn't be crying.

He killed Dumbledore.

MAN UP.

I'm dying inside.
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Showdown in the forest
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Remus... And was that one of thr twins?

Tell me it wasn't. Right?
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Is that baby Snape?
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Who's the girl
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Aw, they got sorted into different houses

WAIT SHE SAID LILY
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Snape tried to save Lily and James
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He's been protecting Harry from the start
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Dumbledore told Snape to kill him
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Harry has to die?
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He knew all of this

All along

Snape
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They share a patronus.
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Snape.

I'm so sorry

I ever doubted you
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I am not okay
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How dare you make me feel this way
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The resurrection stone was in the snitch?
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God dammit. Sirius. James. Lily. Remus.
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Okay.

This is it.
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THEY HAVE HAGRID
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Holy shit

What?
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He's... Kinda dead?
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He can go back?
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Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who deserve it?
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What did she just whisper?

Fucking Harleys.
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Poor Hagrid.

Harry is essentially his son.
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Someone kill that fucking snake
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Draco?

Fucking man up.
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Longbottom?

What are you doing?
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Don't do it Neville.
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Neville has the sword
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Malfoys decided to bounce
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Do it for Snape
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FUCK

GO GET THE SWORD
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EVEN HIS ROBES ARE DOUCHEY
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YESSSSS

RON'S MOM KILLED HELENA
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The elder wand isn't yours
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FUCK YES NEVILLE
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Finish it Harry.
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He's done.

Fuck you, no nose no hair having black robe wearing snake looking ass motherfucker fucking SNAPE KILLING MOTHERFUCKER LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE WHO HIT THEIR FACE ON PAVEMENT MOTHERFUCKER

TURN TO ASH, MOTHERFUCKER.
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Hagrid lived.

Thank god.
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Good move with the wand, Harry.

Absolute power corrupts absolutely.
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I feel my blood pressure normalizing.
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Wait hey that's not thd end rigjt
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19 years later....
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Holy fucking damn he looks adult.

So does Ginny.
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Draco is still about... Hm.
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Ron and Hermione have kids.

And Ron has a beer gut haha.

I mean, I guess I can't laugh.
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Albus. Severus. Potter.

I'm dying.
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Chocolate frog. Like it began.
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Roll credits.
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So... When does the next movie/book come out? I want some followup.
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