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PRESS RELEASE: Important statements from my client regarding the Tomi Lahren incident.

First, my client would like to say: "Part of the problem is no one wants to hurt each other anymore."
My client also wishes to say: "Maybe she should have been roughed up."
At this time, my client's feelings are as follows: "I’d like to punch her in the face.”
My client also stated: "I don’t know if I’ll do the fighting myself or if other people will.”
My client makes the following request: "Knock the crap out of her, would you? I promise you, I will pay your legal fees.”
Finally, my client wants to know the following: "If you do hurt her, I’ll defend you in court, don’t worry about it."
My client is President Donald Trump, and these are his statements.
Oh, wait a minute. I was wrong. These aren't his statements about Tomi Lahren. They are statements about political protesters.

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Sorry, I'm not a very good lawyer.
I am Rudy Giuliani. Thank you for your attention.
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