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On this handle I publish for kicks rhymes about #Missouri politics. May these lines of satire help citizens inspire Missouri’s gerrymanders to fix. 🐯🌱🇺🇸🗽⚖️

Aug 20, 2020, 213 tweets

@GovParsonMO As detailed by the gov after Greitens
sheer stupidity that truly frightens.
Show me incompetence:
Parson’s claims make no sense. His
feigned ignorance surely enlightens.

@BluebirdsofMO @classEireland
@EnglishTeach07 @jzikah
@LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7

@GovParsonMO @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7 Parson’s tweet makes it patently clear
Donald’s virus won’t soon disappear.
As Mike plays it both ways
many eyebrows we raise.
His mixed messages ring insincere.
We can vote #LIBERTY,
or vote death — we must #VOTE
like it impacts our breath. 😷

🗽 @nicolergalloway
⚰️ @mikeparson

@GovParsonMO @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7 @nicolergalloway @mikeparson County Hickory’s dithering dork to
instruct sex ed would draw a stork.
Science ain’t his forte;
later victims will pay,
but at least he’s an expert on pork.

So to no one’s amazement or shock every county went red on Mike’s clock.

#mogov 🔥 #GovernorArson

@GovParsonMO @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7 @nicolergalloway @mikeparson Want to do “everything” that you can?
Always wear a mask in public, man!
The two reasons you can’t?
You’re a Trump sycophant, whose
campaign lacks any cogent plan. 🤦🏼‍♂️

#mogov 🔥 #GovernorArson
@MOEducation @KCStar @kq2
@JasonKander @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems

@GovParsonMO @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7 @nicolergalloway @mikeparson @MOEducation @KCStar @kq2 @JasonKander @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems Howdy folks!
Took a break from my rhymes
to review last Sunday’s NYT.
Thankfully, advertisements
are not always lies.
Sending one to explain Donald’s crimes.
We can vote 🗽 or vote ⚰️
— so let’s #VOTE like
it impacts our breath.

🗽 @nicolergalloway
⚰️ @mikeparson
🍎 @rweingarten

@GovParsonMO @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7 @nicolergalloway @mikeparson @MOEducation @KCStar @kq2 @JasonKander @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @rweingarten Greitens’ maiden term? It
was half-baked*. His successor
in governing faked true concern;
only coasted. For Donald?
He boasted. For schools?
Few precautions would take!

#mogov 🤢😬😡 #GovernorArson
🥀 *01/09/2017 – 06/01/2018* 😢
🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ #ShowMeCOVID19

@GovParsonMO @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7 @nicolergalloway @mikeparson @MOEducation @KCStar @kq2 @JasonKander @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @rweingarten We’d be nowhere w/o the Big Muddy.
Yet w/ COVID, Mike still fails to study
how the public health levee is
breached by each bevy of cases.
Mike’s hands are now bloody.

🚨😷📈🏥⚰️ #mogov

@Jeremy_Danner @RAYGUNshirts
@BryanLowry3 @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @RepSamGraves @CoriBush

@GovParsonMO @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7 @nicolergalloway @mikeparson @MOEducation @KCStar @kq2 @JasonKander @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @rweingarten @Jeremy_Danner @RAYGUNshirts @BryanLowry3 @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @CoriBush By example: this logic is flawed; a dictate from that Lazy Orange Fraud.
At this point? Either/or.
But Mike’s governance chore
bears a duty no one will applaud.
So which shortcut?
Just pile on more lies.
Simply shrug then, if somebody dies.

@GovLauraKelly

@GovParsonMO @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7 @nicolergalloway @mikeparson @MOEducation @KCStar @kq2 @JasonKander @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @rweingarten @Jeremy_Danner @RAYGUNshirts @BryanLowry3 @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @CoriBush @GovLauraKelly @TrumanLibrary @HealthyLivingMo @KDHE @QuintonLucasKC @kmbc @41actionnews @RepDavids So I’ll ask: why this rush
#backtoschool to ignore
any public health rule?
It’s Trump’s classic device:
❶ simply shrug; 🤷‍♂️
❷ roll the dice! 🎲
Risking born children’s lives is uncool!
Not to mention other nonsurvivors:
teachers, librarians & bus drivers!

@GovParsonMO @BluebirdsofMO @classEireland @EnglishTeach07 @jzikah @LottaFightLeft @PhyllisMarion7 @nicolergalloway @mikeparson @MOEducation @KCStar @kq2 @JasonKander @clairecmc @MO_HouseDems @rweingarten @Jeremy_Danner @RAYGUNshirts @BryanLowry3 @judylthomas @SteveVockrodt @CoriBush @GovLauraKelly @TrumanLibrary @HealthyLivingMo @KDHE @QuintonLucasKC @kmbc @41actionnews @RepDavids @FacesOfCOVID @bturque @KCStarOpinion @GovJayNixon My indictment reveals white-hot passion
of disdain that I feel for the fashion
negligent and slipshod
that each vile put-in clod
brings to bear for communities crashin’.
So what risk if schools too hit the skids?
Parson claimed there would be no sick kids.

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