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Baratunde @baratunde
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Just woke from a weird dream in which a republican US president took the side of a KGB Officer over his own intelligence community in full view of the global media and was allowed to return home right after and sleep in the White House. Crazy stuff. Good morning everyone!
A lot of people are saying I didn’t dream that. It really happened?? And the KGB officer is also the Russian president who poisoned people in America’s number one ally recently and kills his own journalists and continues to wage cyber warfare attacks against the US right now.
In my dream I only watched Fox News and it made sense if Barack Bin Laden or Chelsea Soros sold out America, but what doesn’t make sense is how an old rich white republican man who became president insisting he would keep America Safe publicly embrace our enemy and be stay free
Next you’re going to tell me Fox News isn’t actually patriotic and instead just waves all those flags to distract from the systematic looting of the nation it claims to inform. So how do they get to call themselves a news outlet then HUH?
I’m getting reports from some of you that BRIAN KILMEADE, the man whose face was engineered exclusively to kiss the ass of donald trump, has told trump directly he did something wrong. I just.. what is happening?
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