Thread by @ApexOliver

Many people today ask for help, but never actually prepared to do the work. Sad.

There's one girl I know, she texted me a few weeks ago and told me she broke up with her BF, and men don't hit on her.
Asked for a pic of her.

I'll spare you the horror - She looked like shit.

She wore a manly Flannel, baggy jeans and workboots.
My first reply was "Bitch wtf with this farmer look? Are you trying to attract hungry cows or men??"
She thought I was joking "Those boots are expensive!" Fuck off who cares.
Bitch U ain't looking like a u're interested in men!

Told her she has to change, she agreed but didn't know what to do.
Asked if she is serious about that and truly committed. "Yes, I am".

I hit up a friend of mine, an image consultant and told her I will cover the costs of her services
"Give her my number, I'll set it up her up"

Also told me she won't take a dime from me, and will gladly even go with her to the mall and shop for clothes with her with her special discount code.

Which enables her to purchase clothes for a bargain price.

What could someone possibly ask for ?!

Earlier I saw this girl, she greeted me:
"Hey Oliver! How are you? You look great!"
- "Too bad I can't tell you the same. Still feeding cows?
"Stop! I didn't have money for new clothes!"
"You're helpless, don't text me again."

She posted on FB how she spent 600$ on PrimeDay.