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Michael Scott quotes as Biblical scenes:

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Adam and Eve, genealogy
Cain seeing Abel’s sacrifice
Noah, loading up the ark
Isaac, tied up on the altar
Job, during his afflictions
Jonah when God said go to Ninevah
Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego
The Nativity
St. Peter, Pentecost
The fasting Pharisees when they run into Jesus
Peter when the cock crowed
David in half of the psalms
Jesus preaching about forgiveness
David, ark of the covenant procession
Jesus: “Whoever eats my flesh and drinks my blood has eternal life, and I will raise him on the last day. For my flesh is true food, and my blood is true drink.”

Everyone listening:
Hosea & Gomer
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GET THIS: When Elizabeth “cried out in a loud voice” greeting Mary (Luke 1:42), the Greek form of “cried” here is rare in biblical text, only used describing crying out in the presence of the ark of the covenant.

And Mary is the new ark of the covenant.

Our faith is so cool.
It gets cooler.

Elizabeth asks “who am I that the mother of my Lord should come to me?” (Luke 1:43) when the new ark (Mary, carrying the child Jesus in her womb) comes to her.

When the ark comes to David, he asks, “How can the ark of the Lord come to me?” (2 Samuel 6:9)
The ark stayed in Obed-edom (where David had it put) for 3 months. Mary stayed with Elizabeth for 3 months.

David then leaps and dances before the ark “with joy” (2 Samuel 6:15).
John the Baptist leaped in his mother’s womb “for joy” (Luke 1:44).

YALL.
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