Oh, did I mention the rasters are .BMP format? Going to a cloud system, where they'll have to be downloaded each time the topic gets edited? (3/10)
"Cool," they said. "But we don't like the 'SVG-03-9.svg' names coming out of the tool. Can they fix that?" (4/10)
"Sure," says the vendor. "It'll be $$$$$$$."
Boss flinches at the number of zeroes. "Can we do it in-house?" (5/10)
We tell the boss I'm going to take a crack at this. (6/10)