HERE COMES THE RICHARD SUTTLE PRESSURE PLAY. OH MY GOD NOW ADLER IS CALLING AMMENDMENTS “POISON PILLS”, AND INSTRUCTS SUTTLE TO LET THE CITY MANAGER KNOW IF HE SHOULD CALL DON GARBER DIRECTLY. CAPS LOCK FULLY ENGAGED. #SAVETHECREW
RICHARD SUTTLE NOW ACCUSING CITY COUNCIL OF DOING THEIR JOBS. ADLER AGREES THAT ELECTED OFFICIALS DOING THEIR JOBS IS BAD. FULLY TORQUED OVER HERE IRL. #SAVETHECREW
ADLER NOW BASICALLY SAYING “WILL EVERYONE AGREE TO NOT ASK ANY FURTHER PESKY QUESTIONS ABOUT GIVING AWAY PUBLIC LAND FOR FREE?” AND EVERY NORMAL PERSON IS LIKE “UMM NO STEVE THATS NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS” #SAVETHECREW
SUTTLE SIGHS AND THINKS TO HIMSELF, “AWWW RICHARD YOU OLD DOG, YOU DONE CRAPPED IN YOUR SLACKS AGAIN DAGUMMIT” #SAVETHECREW
SUTTLE: WE USED WORDS THAT WE SHOULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT THEY MEANT.
NOT MAKING THIS ONE UP. HE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT IN REAL LIFE AND ON THE PUBLIC RECORD. #SAVETHECREW
NOT MAKING THIS ONE UP. HE LITERALLY JUST SAID IT IN REAL LIFE AND ON THE PUBLIC RECORD. #SAVETHECREW
SUTTLE: WE CANT TELL YOU WHEN THE PUBLIC WILL BE ABLE TO USE THE STADIUM. WE ARE IN THE BUSINESS OF MAKING MONEY. #SAVETHECREW
SUTTLE: WE’VE TALKED TO A HISPANIC PERSON ABOUT HAVING A CONCERT THERE.
RICHARD. RICHAAAAAARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING RICHAAAAAARD. #SAVETHECREW
RICHARD. RICHAAAAAARD WHAT ARE YOU DOING. WHAT ARE YOU DOING RICHAAAAAARD. #SAVETHECREW
ADLER IS IN FULL-ON MANSPLAINING MODE ABOUT WHAT “POISON PILL” MEANS AS IF KITCHEN DOESNT UNDERSTAND WHAT WORDS ARE. KITCHEN IS LIKE, YEAH STEVE I KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN. THANKS THOUGH. #SAVETHECREW
A CITY EMPLOYEE JUST TALKED ABOUT STADIUM CO AND THE CLUB AND PSV ALL BEING DIFFERENT BUSINESS ENTITIES WHICH SOMEHOW PROTECTS THE CITY FROM PRECOURT DEFAULTING ON A LOAN AND YOU COULD ALMOST HEAR BRAINS EXPLODING ALL OVER FREE SHITTY SCARVES. #SAVETHECREW
A FEW MLS2ATX “SUPPORTERS” IN THE AUDIENCE JUST MOCKED A COUNCIL MEMBER AND HAD TO BE TOLD TO NOT DO THAT. THESE GUYS. #SAVETHECREW
SUTTLE IS ASKED HOW OFTEN THE STADIUM WILL BE USED BY THE TEAM, WHICH OF COURSE HE DOESNT KNOW AND WONT ANSWER. HE IS ASKED TO GUESS. HE WONT. HE IS ASKED TO GIVE A BALLPARK. THE LOOK ON HIS FACE SCREAMED “NO YOU GIVE US THE BALLPARK GODDAMNIT”. #SAVETHECREW
JUST REALIZED I WAS SAYING KITCHEN WHEN I MEANT POOL. I AM EASILY CONFUSED. BEEN ENJOYING A LOT OF MELTED CHEESE TONIGHT. IM ONE OF THE ONLY FELLOW KIDS WHO ENJOYS MELTED CHEESE. HURP DURP DURP RESPECT MY WEAKNESS GIVE ME MY LANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
AT LEAST TWENTY FOUR AMENDMENTS SO FAR AND YOUR SWEET BOY RICHARD SUTTLE IS LOOKING AT THEM LIKE HE HAS NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THE CONCEPT OF PIECES OF PAPER. WHAT ARE THESE THIN SLICES OF TREE IN MY HANDS YALL? #SAVETHECREW
AND NOW YOUR SWEET SWEET BOY RICHARD SUTTLE HAS SAID “THE MLS” TWICE IN ONE SENTENCE. WHAT A TREAT THIS OFFICIAL REPRESENTATIVE OF MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER IS. #SAVETHECREW
SWEET SWEET BABY BOY RICHARD SUTTLE TELLS AUSTIN TEXAS CITY COUNCIL THAT THEY ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE THAT CAN MAKE A LAWSUIT IN THE STATE OF OHIO BETWEEN PRECOURT AND THE STATE OF OHIO GO AWAY. OH MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD, RICHARD. YOU ARE A TRUE DELIGHT. #SAVETHECREW
AND THAT IS ALL SHE WROTE, FOLKS! FOR GOOD MEASURE, YOUR BOY SUTTLE CLOSES OUT HIS EPIC PANTS-SHITTING SESSION BY DECLARING ON THE RECORD THAT PRECOURT HASNT GIVEN NOTICE OF LEAVING COLUMBUS, WHICH IS THE MOST MLS2ATX WAY POSSIBLE OF ENDING TONIGHTS CATASTROPHE. #SAVETHECREW
