Hear me out on this... 
I'm not saying its...
But there's definitely an aesthetic...
Ok maybe this is a rabbit hole I don't want to go down...
It's as if the constellation of ne'er-do-wells in the Mueller probe are a story board form a late 80's video game...
Ok now I'm scared...
This is an 8 bit gift that keeps on giving...
Enter @SherrifClarke. I am now convinced there is an example for each subject and target of the Mueller investigation...
"has played golf since the age of two"
I still can't get over how they did @Credico2016 like that...
"Ham" never uses a chair lift. He prefers to side-step his way to the top of the ski run...
.@MichaelCohen212 understands the gravity of the "time crimes division." Somebody please come help me...
Of course this is the same street. Because @GeorgePapa19's story is not crazy enough...
"Cannot be trusted while playing cards"...
Enter @CassandraRules AKA "Patty Larceny"...
Gosh "Patty Larceny" keeps showing up in this Mueller thing...
"Unemployed word processor"
Of course he would have a vehicle like this...
"Gypsy Rose Lasagne" was apprehended in Tulsa "and the stolen goods returned to the grateful residents of Atlantic City"...
"Tattoo of a mermaid on his right thumb"...
"Len 'Red' Bulk" shows off his mermaid thumb tattoo at the Ecuadorian embassy in London. Oh hi @RepRohrabacher!
Received a polite request from DHS Sec. Kirstjen Nielsen to refrain from sharing details about the Mueller probe...
